USAF Cadet 's definitions

classroom boner

A classroom boner is a spontaneous erection that a guy gets when he's in class.

In aeronautics class today, I got a classroom boner!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

piss-boner

A piss-boner is the hard-on a guy gets, usually in the morning, maybe related to morning wood, that a guy gets when his full bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.

WOW! When I got a piss-boner, I peed and had a cumgasm at the same time!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

raging boner

A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.

I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

cum-stained

cum-stained is how a guy's sheets, underwear, and jockstaps get after he's blown his load on them multiple times.

I like to sniff and wear Matt's , my cadet roomie's, cum-stained underwear and jockstaps -- I even like to sleep on his sheets!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Sir Suck-A-Lot

Sir Suck-A-Lot is what Matt, my cadet roomie calls me when he wants me to suck his dick.

Hey ... Sir Suck-A-Lot ... On your knees and suck my cock!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

cum-drunk

cum drunk is how I get when I've sucked the cumgasms out of fifteen other cadets dicks and my head is spinning.

I got cum-drunk at last week's party!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Strawberry Cum-Cake

Strawberry Cum-Cake is a strawberry shortcake with your cadet jo buddies' cumgasms all over it.

My jo buds gave me a Strawberry Cum-Cake for dessert.

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020