USAF Cadet 's definitions

bubble-butt

A bubble-butt is a cute young guy, with round firm boy-buns and a tight pink asshole that other dudes like to rim and fuck.

Matt and several other cadets like to fuck my bubble-butt whenever they can!

by USAF Cadet September 29, 2021

J'taime beaucoup !

J'taime beaucoup ! is "I love you very much" in French.

I always say "J'taime beaucoup !" to my doggos, Deja Vu and Casey when it's time to go to their Wonder-Beds!

by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020

morning wood

morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!

Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Wonder-Bed

A Wonder-Bed is a thick foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.

I always look forward to going to sleep in my Wonder-Bed!

by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020

soixante-neuf

soixante-neuf is 69 in French and refers to a sexual act where two dudes give blowjobs to each other at the same time.

My cadet roomie, Matt and I really enjoy soixante-neuf!

by USAF Cadet November 18, 2020

haircut

A haircut is what a guy gets when another dude trims his pubes.

Some of the other cadets in our pod want me to give them a cadet haircut - short and manscaped.

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

Eleven

Eleven is the number of cum-spurts I usually have when I have a cumgasm.

I had an Eleven when I whacked-off this morning.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021