USAF Cadet 's definitions
Weener Cleener Soap is a novelty soap shaped like a penis ring. Just a few strokes up and down a guy's dick gives the dude a rock-hard boner and cleans his cock at the same time.
I bought some Weener Cleener Soap for some of the guys, and now they're using it to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers!
by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021
Get the Weener Cleener Soapmug. head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.
by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021
Get the head-cheesemug. A jerk-mate is a cum-buddy.
by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021
Get the jerk-matemug. Cookie Cum is the cumgasm that a guy deposits on a cookie when he's playing "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with his jack-off buddies.
I played "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with some of my buds Saturday night -- I lost so they fed me the Cookie Cum!
by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021
Get the Cookie Cummug. Beercan is the nickname I gave another cadet with a big fat dick who fucks me in my mouth or boy-hole until he has a cumgasm.
by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020
Get the Beercanmug. A dental dam is a piece of latex sheeting (like a condom) that a guy can place over another dude's asshole if he wants to rim him without tasting his shit-hole.
by USAF Cadet July 4, 2021
Get the dental dammug. "tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
Get the tie the white boy down and shock his ballsmug.