lube my tube

lube my tube is what I have to do whenever I jack off.

Every morning before I take care of my morning wood, I have to lube my tube first.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

USAF Cadet

USAF Cadet is me, a bi-sexual male, 5'11", 150 lbs, w/blond hair, blue eyes, 8" beautiful cut cock, and ready for any kind of sex anytime, anywhere.

My boyfriend is a USAF Cadet -- like me!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

Fox

A Fox is a guy who likes randy sex -- rimming assholes, and sucking dicks, anytime, anywhere, with abandon.

Matt calls me a Fox -- I don't know why - ha-ha!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

fistee

A fistee is a guy who gets fist-fucked.

As punishment for missing a soccer pass, my team-mates made me the fistee when they took turns fist-fucking me!

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

fistee

A fistee is the bottom-boy who takes another dudes fist up his ass while he jacks off.

Some of my fellow cadets want me to be the fistee in a fist-fuck session, but I said NO WAY -- you're not going to stretch my tight pink hole!

by USAF Cadet September 01, 2021

underwater cum

underwater cum : the diaphanous squirts and threads of a guy's cumgasm underwater when he's jacking off in the bathtub or in a swimming pool.

I'm always amazed at the amount of underwater cum there is after I blow my load in the pool!

by USAF Cadet January 05, 2021

tummy-sleeper

A tummy-sleeper is a guy who sleeps on his belly when he's in a gay bath-house room and he wants other dudes to know that he wants to be fucked in his asshole or rimmed.

Matt is a back-sleeper, but I'm a tummy-sleeper!

by USAF Cadet September 02, 2021