El Gato

El Gato is what we call the cadet in our pod who sneaks around at night when we're asleep and jacks off and cums in our night water.
El Gato came around last night and shot a big load of his cum in my night-water -- I know who it is though - I recognize the taste of his cum!
by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021
mugGet the El Gatomug.

milk-bone

A milk-bone is a guy's dick that needs to be milked.
Matt sometimes wakes me up and milks my milk-bone!
by USAF Cadet August 06, 2021
mugGet the milk-bonemug.

Cadet Bukkake

Cadet Bukkake (from Japanese - meaning to splash forcefully), is a sexual act in which one cadet is ejaculated on by a group of other cadets who take turns spit-roasting him , but before they blow their loads, they withdraw their dicks from the cadet's asshole and blast their loads on his face, in his mouth, and down his throat which he tries to swallow.
A bunch of other cadets cornered me in the cadet showers this morning and took care of their morning wood by giving me Cadet Bukkake!
by USAF Cadet March 25, 2021
mugGet the Cadet Bukkakemug.

classroom boner

A classroom boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he's standing to recite something during school.
I got a classroom boner today in English class!
by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020
mugGet the classroom bonermug.

greasy dick

A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.
I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!
by USAF Cadet August 26, 2021
mugGet the greasy dickmug.

head-cheese

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.
I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!
by USAF Cadet July 01, 2021
mugGet the head-cheesemug.

Weener Cleener Soap

Weener Cleener Soap is a novelty soap shaped like a penis ring. Just a few strokes up and down a guy's dick gives the dude a rock-hard boner and cleans his cock at the same time.
I bought some Weener Cleener Soap for some of the guys, and now they're using it to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers!
by USAF Cadet August 03, 2021
mugGet the Weener Cleener Soapmug.