Definitions by USAF Cadet

Dragon Egg 

A Dragon Egg is an egg-shaped vibrating butt-plug that a guy sticks up his ass and then masturbates with until he has a fleshlight- cumgasm.

Shit -- If you keep that Dragon Egg in my ass, I'm going to have a vibro-gasm!

Dragon Egg by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

fleshlight seconds

fleshlight seconds is what a your masturbation buddy gets when he fucks your fleshlight after you've just had a cumgasm in it

My academy roomie always wants fleshlight seconds after I masturbate with it!

fleshlight seconds by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

road head 

road head is the blowjob and cumgasm one guy gives to another while they're taking a road trip

On our way to San Francisco, I gave by buddy road head every 100 miles!

road head by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

shower scum 

shower scum is the accumulated soap and cumgasms that clog the drains in cadet shower-rooms.

As a new cadet, I have to clean the shower scum out of the drains in the upper-classmen's showers.

shower scum by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

nights of the round table 

nights of the round table is a group of five guys who cum over to my lover's house every friday night, and he makes me suck everyone's dick while they play cards and have cumgasms in my mouth -- yum!

Oh-oh! I'm stoned and my lover invited the nights of the round table over!

nights of the round table by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

pillow-fucker 

A pillow-fucker is a guy who likes to masturbate by fucking and having a cumgasm on his goosedown pillow, and then sleeping on it so he can smell his own cum.

I admit it -- I'm a pillow-fucker!

pillow-fucker by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020

cum-rush cumgasm

A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he blows his load while smoking weed.

Oh shit! I just had an awesome cum-rush cumgasm!

cum-rush cumgasm by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020