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His Imminence

His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."
Sometimes, I just have to go take care of His Imminence!
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
mugGet the His Imminencemug.

double-dick face-fuck

A double-dick face-fuck is a sexual activity that three guys can engage in. Two guys face-fuck another dude with their dicks in his mouth at the same time and try to have cumgasms so they can feel each other's cumshots.
I got double-dick face-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!
by USAF Cadet July 27, 2021
mugGet the double-dick face-fuckmug.

because it feels awesome!

because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.
I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!
by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021
mugGet the because it feels awesome!mug.

gorf

A gorf is an old fat and flabby man with fake blond hair, orange skin, pursey lips, and a fat neck who shits in his tasteless gold bathtub and bites at his own cum-bubbles and then goes out to cheat at golf.
Melania gets sooo.. tired of hearing tRumpty gorf in the bathtub every morning!
by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020
mugGet the gorfmug.

raging boner

A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.
I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
mugGet the raging bonermug.

Best Buds

Best Buds are guys who hold each other's dicks while they take a piss in a urinal.
Matt and I are Best Buds!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
mugGet the Best Budsmug.

Aussibum

Aussiebum is a brand of men's underwear that comes in a large variety of bright designs - they hug a young guy's boy-buns and slim hips and frame his package. When not free-balling or wearing a jock, it's one of my favorite brands along with Calvin Klein's whitie-whities.
Matt and I share each other's Aussibums - I don't even remember which ones are mine!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
mugGet the Aussibummug.

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