Definitions by USAF Cadet

cum-pearls 

cum-pearls are the blobs of cum that slip out of a guy's boi-hole after you've fucked him and had a cumgasm -- they're good, so give the dude some.

Matt always feeds me his cum-pearls after he drops a load in my ass!

cum-pearls by USAF Cadet January 1, 2021

p-spot 

A guy's p-spot is his prostate, which is the target of the dude who is fucking your ass.

He kept hitting my p-spot when he had his dick up my ass, and I blew my load all over!

p-spot by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020

California Hot-Pocket 

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!

California Hot-Pocket by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020

Holy Shit! 

"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.

Holy Shit! -- I fucking shot a bucket!

Holy Shit! by USAF Cadet December 27, 2020

I'm gonna cum! 

"I'm gonna cum!" is what a lot of guys shout just before they reach the point of no return and blow their load.

Matt always shouts "I'm gonna cum!" just before he fills my mouth with my cocksucker's reward!

I'm gonna cum! by USAF Cadet December 22, 2020

drygasm 

A drygasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacked off and drained his balls 5-6 times in a row.

If you jack off enough, you eventually have a drygasm with no cum!

drygasm by USAF Cadet December 13, 2020

creampie 

creampie means to blow your load on another guy's face.

Sometimes when Matt jerks off, he likes to creampie me!

creampie by USAF Cadet December 11, 2020