USAF Cadet's definitions

squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.

I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

french my asshole and make me cum !

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.

Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

Primary Target

A Primary Target is a guy's cock & balls in Tae-Kwon-Do.

He went for his Primary Target - my cock & balls - in martial arts class today!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

dick-hugger

A dick-hugger is a guy's mouth.

My roomie, Matt called me over to his bed and said, "I need a hug - come over here and be my dick-hugger!"

by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

Let it out -- cum !

"Let it out -- cum !" is what the guy who is jacking you off says to you when he knows you're getting close to blowing your load.

Matt was jacking me off, and when he said "Let it out -- cum !" -- I shot my load everywhere - it hit my face!

by USAF Cadet July 17, 2021

rim-chair

A rim-chair is a stool with adjustable legs and a toilet seat so you can lower it right over a sitting guy's mouth & tongue so you can give his boy-hole a Randy Rim-Job.

Chris bought us all a rim-chair so now Matt and I can give each other a Randy Rim Job!

by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020

piss-gasm

A piss-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's taking a piss and has a cumgasm because his bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.

I was taking a piss and had a piss-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020