I licked up the cum-pool on my cadet roomie, Matt, after he blew his load when I jacked him off!
Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!
Buy a
Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm
mug!
I wanted to sound, but my first time I used a fuzzy pipe cleaner and ... OUCH!
Terry gave me a back-handed knuckle-rap to my sac-de-noix!
I know I'm gonna have a juice-gasm tonight!