USAF Cadet's definitions

01 Aug 21

01 Aug 21 is the first day of of the month that QAnon says that tRumpty will be reinstated as President.

Well, it's 01 Aug 21 and The Donald hasn't been reinstated -- hahahahaha!

by USAF Cadet August 2, 2021

rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.

Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

woodie

A woodie is an insistent boner.

I often get a spontaneous woodie!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

fudge packer

A fudge packer is a guy who fucks another dude in his asshole.

Wow! There are a lot of fudge packers in my squadron!

by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

power bottom

A power bottom is a guy who likes to wildly ride the peg of another dude while he jacks you off until both have boner-gasms.

I'm a power bottom when it comes to getting fucked in my boy-hole!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021

Are you having fun yet?

Are you having fun yet? is what one of the five dudes who took turns spit-roasting me said as he was fucking my mouth.

I couldn't belive that he asked me "Are you having fun yet?"!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.

Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021