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A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.
Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
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by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021
Get the goop mug.A Devil's Triangle is the triangular patch of hair extending from a few wispy-hairs below a guy's navel to a luxurious growth of fragrant bush surrounding a dude's crotch-rocket.
I love sucking the dick my cadet roomie, Matt, and burying my nose in his Devil's Triangle as I suck a cumgasm out of his big banana!
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
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Get the because it feels awesome! mug.A dick-dog is a gay/bi sandwich - a cock placed in a hotdog bun with various condiments that a dude has to eat while he's sucking your cock.
by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021
Get the dick-dog mug.A Matt-Trick is one of the not-so-funny pranks that my cadet roomie, Matt, does to me while I'm sleeping -- he checks to see if I've got a morning piss-boner, and, if I do, then he puts my hand in a pan of warm water and I have a piss-gasm in my bed.
by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020
Get the Matt-Trick mug.A cum-gag is a mouth cover that some guys are forced to wear with a dick-sized hole in it so another dude can stick his dick in so he can face-fuck the dude and have a cumgasm that the recipient has to swallow.
Some of my fellow roomies forced me to wear a cum-gag and took turns mouth-fucking me -- I had to swallow all their cum-loads and swallow their jizz - I got cum-drunk before they finished using me!
by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021
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