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A voyeur is a guy who likes to watch other dudes masturbateand blow their loads in their bedroom while he jacks off and has a voyeur-gasm.
As a younger teenager, I was a voyeur and I used to watch my friend Terry, outside his bedroom window masturbate and have a Terry-gasm as I was beating my meat and having a Skip-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 12, 2021
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Some of the other cadets in my pod got mad because I jacked off in their night water, and they gave me The Plow!
They milked me while they fucked my asshole and made me eat my own cum!
They milked me while they fucked my asshole and made me eat my own cum!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021
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Get the cum-sickle mug.Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!
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My cadet roomie, Matt, says I'm an Adonis Dick, but my dick looks identical to his -- when I suck him off, it's like sucking myself!
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