butter-fuck

butter-fuck means to screw a guy using butter for lube, and afterward, to make the dude lick your dick clean.

Matt butter-fucked me the other night and made me suck his dick clean!

by USAF Cadet July 11, 2021

hand-job lesson

A hand-job lesson is a training exercise for hand-job squires. The guy who is giving the lesson takes the hand of the hand-job squire and gently wraps it around his own hand which is jacking his own dick. The purpose is to teach the squire the pressure, speed, rhythm, and anything else that the guy likes when he jacks off and cums.

Matt gave me a hand-job lesson to show me how he likes to be jacked off.

by USAF Cadet June 07, 2021

juice-gasm

A juice-gasm is the opposite of a dry-gasm.

I know I'm gonna have a juice-gasm tonight!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Blondie

Blondie is a nickname that my cadet roomie, Matt, calls me because I have blonde pubes.

A lot of the cadets call me Blondie because I have blonde pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

braiding my pubic hair

I contemplate braiding my pubic hair when I'm bored out of my fuckin mind.

This afternoon, I was so bored that I was contemplating braiding my pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

condom-wank

A condom-wank is a jack-off session a guy has while wearing a condom so there's no clean-up required.

I sometimes have a condom-wank because there's no clean-up required!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

a hard man is good to find

A hard man is good to find is what I tell my cadet roomie when he walks around naked with a raging boner.

A hard man is good to find is what I tell Matt when he walks around waving his his dick in my face!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020