USAF Cadet's definitions

tarte de cum

A tarte de cum is a cum tart.

One of my favorite desserts is tarte de cum!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

Matt-Trick

A Matt-Trick is one of the not-so-funny pranks that my cadet roomie, Matt, does to me while I'm sleeping -- he checks to see if I've got a morning piss-boner, and, if I do, then he puts my hand in a pan of warm water and I have a piss-gasm in my bed.

He did it again! He did another piss-gasm Matt-Trick on me this morning!

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

night water

night water is a wet dream

I woke up and my bed was wet and sticky -- I must have spilt my night water!

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

bonerfied

To be bonerfied means to be certified to have a hard-on at least 8" long.

Matt and I are both bonerfied!

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

pillow-cum

pillow-cum is the wet-spot a guy has on his goose-down pillow after he blows a load on it.

Aww shit -- my pillow has pillow-cum all over it!

by USAF Cadet August 24, 2020

fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off with a fleshlight while he's smoking weed and blows his load into it.

I smoked some mish-mican and gave myself an awesome fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 18, 2020

wonder-bed

a wonder-bed is a foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to fall asleep on, wake up and jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.

I can't wait to go to bed in my wonder-bed tonight!

by USAF Cadet September 19, 2020