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Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.
by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021
Get the Gobbler's Knob mug.A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.
Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
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by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021
Get the goop mug.A Devil's Triangle is the triangular patch of hair extending from a few wispy-hairs below a guy's navel to a luxurious growth of fragrant bush surrounding a dude's crotch-rocket.
I love sucking the dick my cadet roomie, Matt, and burying my nose in his Devil's Triangle as I suck a cumgasm out of his big banana!
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
Get the Devil's Triangle mug.A voyeur is a guy who likes to watch other dudes masturbateand blow their loads in their bedroom while he jacks off and has a voyeur-gasm.
As a younger teenager, I was a voyeur and I used to watch my friend Terry, outside his bedroom window masturbate and have a Terry-gasm as I was beating my meat and having a Skip-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 12, 2021
Get the voyeur mug.A pillow-fucker is a guy who likes to masturbate by fucking and having a cumgasm on his goosedown pillow, and then sleeping on it so he can smell his own cum.
by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020
Get the pillow-fucker mug.The Plow is a sexual position that a guy can sometimes hind himself in. A dude is tied to his bed, arms over his head, with his legs lifted and then pushed down with his knees next to his ears, asshole exposed and wearing a Mouth-Wide-Open mouth spreader, with his dick pointing toward his mouth. He is then milked while several others take turns fucking his asshole.
Some of the other cadets in my pod got mad because I jacked off in their night water, and they gave me The Plow!
They milked me while they fucked my asshole and made me eat my own cum!
They milked me while they fucked my asshole and made me eat my own cum!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021
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