USAF Cadet's definitions

shit the bed

shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.

My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

morning wood

morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!

Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Are you having fun yet?

Are you having fun yet? is what one of the five dudes who took turns spit-roasting me said as he was fucking my mouth.

I couldn't belive that he asked me "Are you having fun yet?"!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

jack off mentor

A jack off mentor is a guy, usually older, who teaches you how to have a cumgasm by beating your meat.

My favorite cousin, my jack off mentor, who is two years older than me, taught me now to beat my meat! I couldn't cum, but it felt good!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

I'm cumming!

I'm cumming! is what most guys say as they 're about to have a cumgasm.

oh shit! I'm cumming!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.

I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

double freight-train

A doule freight-train is when twenty other cadets take turns simultaneously fucking you in the mouth and ass.

The other cadets on my soccer team gave me a double freight-train because they said I lost today's game!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020