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A cum-pool is a puddle of a guy's cum that collects in the grooves of his six-pack when he whacks off and shoots his cum-cannon all over his abs.
I licked up the cum-pool on my cadet roomie, Matt, after he blew his load when I jacked him off!
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When I was younger, I was a Midnight Cowboy turning tricks at good hotels!
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Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!
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To sound, a guy slowly inserts a tube (may be hollow) down his pee-hole to his bladder for pleasure. In doing so, the dude may have a pleasure-gasm or just pee.
I wanted to sound, but my first time I used a fuzzy pipe cleaner and ... OUCH!
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Terry gave me a back-handed knuckle-rap to my sac-de-noix!
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I'm blond and naturally smooth, so the other cadets like to have cumgasms in my cute, pink boyhole!
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A juice-gasm is the opposite of a dry-gasm.
I know I'm gonna have a juice-gasm tonight!
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