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penis plug

A penis plug is a stainless steel rod that can be inserted down a guy's dick that prevents his cum from exiting his cock when he cums.
Please don't use that penis plug on me!
by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021
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cum palace

A cum palace is an adult bookstore with gloryholes for guys to suck dick or get sucked.
I'm horny -- Let's go down to the cum palace and suck some dick!
by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020
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Dick Whisperer

A Dick Whisperer is my cadet roomie, who can make me have a cumgasm by whispering to my dick "CUM!" while he gently strokes my cock.
My cadet roomie, the Dick Whisperer, can make me cum by talking to my cock!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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Kirby suck-gasm

A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.
When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
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Line-up

A Line-up is a sexual event that guys engage in where five dudes kneel on the edge of a bed with their assholes exposed, while another guy who is blindfolded and on his knees on the floor, rims each dude for three minutes trying to make him have a rim-gasm. They keep doing this until everyone blows his load at least twice.
My roomies gave me a Line-up because I jacked off in their night-water, and now I've got their ass-juice taste in my mouth!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021
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cunt-buster

A cunt-buster is a guy's 11" dick.
Last time I went to the gay baths - I got fukk'd by a real cunt-buster!
by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021
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hypno-gasm

A hypno-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy has when he's hypnotized and in a deep trance and told to suck dick and jack off, and then swallow the cum-loads or lick up the cum of all the guys present while being video-taped.
I let this cadet, don't know his name, hypnotize me, but he gave me a hypno-gasm and filmed it, so now - some of the other cadets watch it and jack off! Several want me to suck their cock like I did the dick in the video!
by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021
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