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beat around the bush

When I wake up, I usually beat around the bush!
by USAF Cadet August 10, 2021
mugGet the beat around the bushmug.

cum

cum is the yummy cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he jacks off and has a cumgasm
Oh shit! I just had an awesome cumshot and sent ropes of cum flying!
by USAF Cadet September 25, 2020
mugGet the cummug.

Gobbler's Knob

Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.
I sucked Matt's Gobbler's Knob on Groud Hog Day and he rewarded me with a Gobbler's Knob-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021
mugGet the Gobbler's Knobmug.

Diphallic

Diphallic means to have two cocks to jack off.
I heard about this dude who was Diphallic -- I bet he jacks off constantly!
by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021
mugGet the Diphallicmug.

cum-rush cumgasm

A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has while he smokes dope, jacks off, and has a cumgasm.
I plan to have a cum-rush cumgasm after I smoke this mish-mican!
by USAF Cadet October 5, 2020
mugGet the cum-rush cumgasmmug.

Bunk-bed BJ

A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.
I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
mugGet the Bunk-bed BJmug.

easy - peasy

easy - peasy is is what it's like to be butt-fucked by a guy with a small dick after you've had your cherry-hole busted and stretched a little.
Since Matt has fucked me with his 8" dick, taking a 5" dick is easy - peasy!
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021
mugGet the easy - peasymug.

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