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sports massage

A sports massage is a regular massage, but the masseur oils a guy's cock & balls and jacks him off with a finger or two up the dude's asshole.
I like Jaime -- he gives one hell-of-a sports massage!
by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021
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spunk

spunk is chunky cum
I jacked off and blew a load of spunk!
by USAF Cadet November 9, 2020
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impale

impale means for a guy to fuck another dude in his asshole with his fuck-stick supporting the dude's weight on it.
Chris impaled me on his prong last night!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
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fistee

A fistee is a guy who gets fist-fucked.
As punishment for missing a soccer pass, my team-mates made me the fistee when they took turns fist-fucking me!
by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021
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cum-sickle

A cum-sickle is a frozen condom full of cumgasms.
A cum-sickle is one of my favorite desserts!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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Tim D-gasm

A Tim D-gasm is the Dyer-gasm a guy has when he's getting his cock sucked by me, a friend of his lover, Richard, while I jacked off and had a Skip-gasm!
I used to give a Tim D-gasm to Richard's lover, and I swallowed his yummy load!
by USAF Cadet February 12, 2021
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Garden-Snake-gasm

A Garden-Snake-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another guy makes you suck his cock and swallow his thick creamy load, before he takes it out after the dude has had a cumgasm from the wriggly snake massaging his prostate.
My cadet roomie, and a friend of his held me down and inserted a Garden Snake in my bung-hole until I had a Garden-Snake-gasm while I sucked their dicks!
by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021
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