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A Ben-Gay Fuck is when a cadet gets fucked in his boy-hole by another cadet who uses Ben-Gay for a lube.
Matt gave me a Ben-Gay Fuck -- talk about a hot fuck!
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A Terry-gasm is the orgasm a guy works out of his dick when he masturbates by rubbing his elbow on his big boner in his tighty-whities and has a cumgasm.
I tried to have a Terry-gasm in class today -- I did! - and my Calvins are all wet now!
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soap hair is the pubic & ass hair that sticks to the provided soap in the cadet showers.
I always use my own shower gel when I take a shower because the provided bar soap is always has soap hair stuck to it!
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Yeah -- Brad and collin are the Dynamic Duo -- they're coming to my room to spit-roast me - - wanna join us?
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A circle mouth-gasm is like a circle-jerk but instead of jacking off, the five or six guy get their dicks sucked and have cumgasms in the mouth of a guy on his knees beating off who swallows their thick loadsof cum.
In my Fraternity X, I always looked forward to the other dudes having circle mouth-gasms in my mouth and swallowing their creamy loads!
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A cum-sickle is one of my favorite desserts!
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A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off with a fleshlight while he's smoking weed and blows his load into it.
I smoked some mish-mican and gave myself an awesome fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!
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