USAF Cadet's definitions

show-er

A show-er is a guy with a dick that doesn't change much in size when his cock goes from being flaccid to having a boner.

Most of us cadets are growers, but Matt and I, and a few of our friends are show-ers.

by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

Cadet shower-room boner

A Cadet shower-room boner is the raging hard-on a cadet gets when he hasn't taken care of his morning wood.

I had a Cadet shower-room boner this morning, but -- no worries -- another hot cadet sucked my dick!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

beaver

beaver is a young female cadet's hairy pussy.

Matt and I went to a dance looking for some beaver!

by USAF Cadet September 3, 2021

shower

A shower is a guy with a big dick that stays about the same size when it's soft as it is when he's got a hard-on.

I'm a shower, which a lot of the other cadets like!

by USAF Cadet January 3, 2021

preferred masturbation toy

A guy's preferred masturbation toy can be another dude's asshole or mouth that he fucks and uses to get his rocks off.

I think my asshole and mouth are Matt's preferred masturbation toys!

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

franco gif

A franco gif is a gay porn gif depicting a hot dude with a big dick being masturbated by a machine that sucks his cock - - cumgasm after cumgasm after cumgasm.

I felt like a franco gif when my cadet roomie hooked me up to an Accu-jac and left it on, sucking me off over and over again, making me have multiple cumgasms -- and then he drank my cum!

by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020

drowning in cum

After giving me 300mg of Viagraand having several cumgasms -- drowning in cum is how I felt when some other cadets waterboarded me using a cum-stained jockstrap to cover my face as they poured water and jacked off and had cumgasms on my face too.

Shit! I felt like I was drowning in cum!

by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020