USAF Cadet's definitions

beat around the bush

beat around the bush means to jack off.

When I wake up, I usually beat around the bush!

by USAF Cadet August 10, 2021

cum

cum is the yummy cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he jacks off and has a cumgasm

Oh shit! I just had an awesome cumshot and sent ropes of cum flying!

by USAF Cadet September 25, 2020

Gobbler's Knob

Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.

I sucked Matt's Gobbler's Knob on Groud Hog Day and he rewarded me with a Gobbler's Knob-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

Diphallic

Diphallic means to have two cocks to jack off.

I heard about this dude who was Diphallic -- I bet he jacks off constantly!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

cum-rush cumgasm

A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has while he smokes dope, jacks off, and has a cumgasm.

I plan to have a cum-rush cumgasm after I smoke this mish-mican!

by USAF Cadet October 5, 2020

Bunk-bed BJ

A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.

I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

easy - peasy

easy - peasy is is what it's like to be butt-fucked by a guy with a small dick after you've had your cherry-hole busted and stretched a little.

Since Matt has fucked me with his 8" dick, taking a 5" dick is easy - peasy!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021