USAF Cadet's definitions

turd-splitter

A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.

Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Docking

Docking is a masturbation method that makes it possible for a circumcised guy like me to feel what it's like to masturbate and have a cumgasm like a dude with a foreskin. One guy, like me, inserts the smooth cock-head of his dick into the stretched, open foreskin of another dude's cock and one of the guys jacks both dicks off until they both have cumgasms.

Docking is one of the things I enjoy doing with my uncircumcised cadet buddies.

by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021

giggle-gasm

A giggle-gasm is the cumgasm a guy sometimes has when his jack-off squire juices him and he blows his load everywhere - including his mouth.

I'm Matt's jack-off squire, and he wanted me to do him, so I told him to lie back, hands under his heed, pointing his toes, and clinching his butt-cheeks - and I gave him a giggle-gasm!

by USAF Cadet October 1, 2021

hum-job

A hum-job is a blowjob, where the guy doing the sucking - hums! The vibrations on the dude's cock-head cause him to have an historic cumgasm when he blows his load.

Matt just gave me an awesome hum-job! I owe him one!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

cum-smell

cum-smell is the odor emanating from teenage boys' bedrooms

Oh-oh -- even my friends say my bedroom has cum-smell!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

naturally smooth

naturally smooth is having little body hair except for head, underarms and pubes.

I'm blond and naturally smooth, so the other cadets like to have cumgasms in my cute, pink boyhole!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

meat-rack

A meat-rack is an elevated bench against a wall in a gay bar that guys sit on to display their package.

Numbers is a gay bar in San Francisco that has a meat-rack I like to sit on to display my goods!

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021