USAF Cadet's definitions

Wonder-Bed

A Wonder-Bed is a thick foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.

I always look forward to going to sleep in my Wonder-Bed!

by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020

Cadet Initiation

The Cadet Initiation is a series of tasks a new cadet has to perform when he becomes a cadet -- one of mine was to give a blowjob to any other cadet who wanted one - which was all of them!

I was really busy during the Cadet Initiation -- busy giving all the other cadets blowjobs!

by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020

spit-roast

To spit-roast a guy, one guy fucks another dude in the mouth, while a third dude fucks him in the ass until they all have cumgasms.

Some other cadets gave me a spit-roast in the cadet showers earlier!

by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

cock cage

A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.

It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!

by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

cock cage

A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.

It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!

by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

WOW!

WOW! is what a guy thinks when the first spurt of cum hits the back of his throat while sucking the dick of a hot young dude.

I was sucking his dick and all of a sudden -- WOW!

by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

quarantine masturbation routine

My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.

Time for my quarantine masturbation routine.

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020