USAF Cadet's definitions

star-gasm

A star-gasm is the awesome release of cum that occurs when a guy gets stoned, jacks off and blows his load -- he sees stars!

Wow! I smoked some Shake, had a cumgasm, and had a star-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

eleven

eleven is the most cumshots I've had jacking off.

Oh WOW! I did an eleven again!

by USAF Cadet August 1, 2021

put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021

Point-of-No-Return

The Point-of-No-Return is the moment that a guy knows he's going to have an awesome cumgasm.

I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off with a fleshlight while he's smoking weed and blows his load into it.

I smoked some mish-mican and gave myself an awesome fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 18, 2020

nut-cum

nut-cum is the tasty, ivory colored, slippery, sticky juice that a guy spurts out his dick when he has an orgasm.

Every time I jack off, I'm amazed at the amount of nut-cum that shoots out of my cock!

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

classroom boner

A classroom boner is a spontaneous erection that a guy gets when he's in class.

In aeronautics class today, I got a classroom boner!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020