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A sports massage is a regular massage, but the masseur oils a guy's cock & balls and jacks him off with a finger or two up the dude's asshole.
by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021
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by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021
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Get the Je suis un tres bon cocksucker ! mug.A prat is a cadet who is spoiled, arrogant, and rich with blond hair, blue eyes, and a big circumcised dick.
My cadet roomie, Matt, calls me a prat -- dunno, maybe I am! (btw, I'm the cadet in the giphy - at the far right bottom of the end.}
by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020
Get the prat mug.scat is the sexual act of eating another guy's shit - preferably warm and just coming out of his asshole.
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
Get the scat mug.A knot-job is a sexual act where one guy ties knots in a length of rope and pushes them up the asshole of another dude and then begins jacking him off. When the guy is reaching the point of no return, he pulls them out one by one -- as each knot pops out, the guy spurts a shot of an historic rope-gasm.
by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021
Get the knot-job mug.A MLK-gasm is a jack-off and cumgasm that a guy has when he beats his meat on Martin Luther King's Birthday like I'm going to do.
by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
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