USAF Cadet's definitions

fistee

A fistee is the bottom-boy who takes another dudes fist up his ass while he jacks off.

Some of my fellow cadets want me to be the fistee in a fist-fuck session, but I said NO WAY -- you're not going to stretch my tight pink hole!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

Stupid !

Stupid ! is what most most Republiturd male Congressmen and Senators are because they can't chew gum and jack off at the same time.

Lindsey Graham is just Stupid !

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm

A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.

Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

pitcher

A pitcher is a guy who prefers to fuck another dude's asshole to get his rocks off.

I'm versatile, but Matt is definitely a pitcher!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021

The things you do for love

The things you do for love are all the things a guy does for love is anything sexual like sucking his dick, rimming his boy-hole, letting him fuck your chute, sucking his balls, and giving him kisses anywhere.

Of all the things I do of "The things you do for love", my favorite is sucking dick!

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

head-gasm

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.

At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!

by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020