USAF Cadet's definitions

pre-cum

pre-cum is the clear, sticky juice that oozes out of a guy's dick just before he has a cumgasm.

When I was jacking off this morning, pre-cum was the only lube I needed to finish the job!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

juice-gasm

A juice-gasm is the opposite of a dry-gasm.

I know I'm gonna have a juice-gasm tonight!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

choke on it !

"choke on it !" is what a guy tells his cocksucker to do when he wants his dick deep-throated.

Matt yells "choke on it !" when he wants me to deep-throat him!

by USAF Cadet July 6, 2021

Karma-gasm

A Karma-gasm is the pleasure-gasm you just had -- think about it.

What I just had was a Karma-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

cock-taste

cock-taste is the taste a guy has in his mouth after he's sucked five dicks in a row.

I went to the ghoryloles and now I've got cock-taste in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

unbelievably awesome

unbelievably awesome is what it feels like when a guy has eleven (!) syringes of his dick when he jacks off, cumgasms, and paints the wall when he blows his load everywhere.

Wow! I was taking care of my morning wood and I had an unbelievably awesome cumgasm and painted the wall ivory!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

tubesteak

A tubesteak is guy's big boner.

My roomie, Matt, has a tubesteak almost like mine -- when I suck him off, it's like blowing myself!

by USAF Cadet November 6, 2020