USAF Cadet's definitions

cumgasm

A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).

I just had an awesome cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

banana cream-pie

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.

Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

pussy juice

pussy juice is what a guy tastes when he sucks off some dude who's just fucked some bitch.

Yuck! I got pubes and pussy juice in my mouth when I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

show-er

A show-er is a guy with a dick that doesn't change much in size when his cock goes from being flaccid to having a boner.

Most of us cadets are growers, but Matt and I, and a few of our friends are show-ers.

by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

Cadet shower-room boner

A Cadet shower-room boner is the raging hard-on a cadet gets when he hasn't taken care of his morning wood.

I had a Cadet shower-room boner this morning, but -- no worries -- another hot cadet sucked my dick!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

PA

A PA is a personal assistant.

I'm my cadet roomie's PA, but all he ever asks me to do is suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

upper in-hole

An upper in-hole is a guy's mouth used by other dudes to stick their dicks in and fuck until they have cumgasms.

My roomies all like using my upper in-hole to get their rocks off!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021