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drygasm

A drygasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacked off and drained his balls 5-6 times in a row.
If you jack off enough, you eventually have a drygasm with no cum!
by USAF Cadet December 13, 2020
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butt-hook

A butt-hook is a large rubber-coated meat-hook that some dungeons are equipped with. A dungeon-master shoves the hook up a guy's ass and supports his weight while the guy is blindfolded with his hands handcuffed behind his back. He then grabs the guy's ears or hair and pulls the guy's mouth over it to suck him off until the guy cums himself through the cock-cage he's wearing.
I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and while there somebody drugged me with Viagra and Chloroform. I passed out, and when I woke up, I had this butt-hook up my ass and was handcuffed and wearig a cock-cage. This naked dude was pulling my mouth over his cock fucking my boy-hole and one of the other guys doing it to me was Matt, -- I recognized the taste of his dick and cum! Then - I blew my own load!
by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
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iPhone sexting vid

An iPhone sexting vid is a video made to send erotic and cumtastic vids of sex acts.
My Cadet roomie, Matt, takes iPhone sexting vids of me sucking his dick, swallowing his cumgasm, and fucking my boy-hole -- then he sends it to other cadets!
by USAF Cadet October 28, 2020
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lubing the tube

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.
I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!
by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021
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Midnight Cowboy

When I was younger, I was a Midnight Cowboy turning tricks at good hotels!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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Fire-in-the-Hole

Fire-in-the Hole is what my cadet roomie, Matt, shouts when he's having a cumgasm in my asshole.
Matt always shouts "Fire-in-the-Hole" when he's blowing his load up my butt!
by USAF Cadet January 8, 2021
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Fuck-Ball

A Fuck-Ball is what some of the cadets here at the Academy like to make -- five or more cadets wrap another cadet with duct tape leaving holes for his mouth and asshole, and then they take turns spit-roasting him until everybody has a Fuck-Ball-gasm.
Some of Matt's friends came to our room and made a Fuck-Ball out of me!
by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021
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