USAF Cadet's definitions

morning wood

morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!

Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

WOW!

WOW! is what a guy thinks when the first spurt of cum hits the back of his throat while sucking the dick of a hot young dude.

I was sucking his dick and all of a sudden -- WOW!

by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

gang-bang

A gang-bang is a sex-act where five or more guys take turns spit-roast-deluxe-ing another willing dude.

I got gang-banged today just because I got a boner in the cadet showers!

by USAF Cadet February 5, 2021

target tattoo

A target tattoo is a permanent or temporary tattoo in the shape of a target.

My cadet roomie, Matt, put a temporary target tattoo on my asshole while I was sleeping!

by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021

failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.

Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

Cadet shower-room boner

A Cadet shower-room boner is the raging hard-on a cadet gets when he hasn't taken care of his morning wood.

I had a Cadet shower-room boner this morning, but -- no worries -- another hot cadet sucked my dick!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

PA

A PA is a personal assistant.

I'm my cadet roomie's PA, but all he ever asks me to do is suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020