Lipstick on my Dipstick

Lipstick on my Dipstick is the remnant of lipstick that a girl leaves on your raging hard-on after giving you a blowjob and throat-gasm.
When I got back to our dorm-room, Matt noticed that I had Lipstick on my Dipstick!
by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
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non-gasm

A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.
Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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down-stroker

A down-stroker is a kind of hand-job - the opposite of a pull-off, where a guy lubes his dick well and then, using alternating hands, grasps his cock near his cock-head and pulls and strokes his dick using only downward movements - NO UPWARD STROKES - until he has a down-stroke-gasm and shoots his load.
Now and then, Matt gives me a down-stroker -- I always end up tasting my own cum!
by USAF Cadet August 07, 2021
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Mexicali Rose

Mexicali Rose is what my cadet roomie calls me when he wants to fuck my boy-hole using hot sauce to lube his tube and my chute.
Oh-oh -Matt just called me "Mexicali Rose"! I think I'm gonna get a hot dicking!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
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Sir Suck-A-Lot

Sir Suck-A-Lot is what Matt, my cadet roomie calls me when he wants me to suck his dick.
Hey ... Sir Suck-A-Lot ... On your knees and suck my cock!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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cum-mop

A cum-mop is a guy's pubic hair.
When we jack each other off, we rub and grind our crotches together - mixing the pubic-hair cum that oozes out of our dicks and down our shafts into our pubes and then we suck it up afterward! We cum-mopped it up!
by USAF Cadet February 02, 2021
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Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is when you act as a cadet's Fleshlight Squire, and then fuck his Fleshlight yourself using his cum as lube, and have a Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm in it and eat it afterward.
I love our (Matt & Skip) fleshlight seconds!
by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020
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