USAF Cadet's definitions

pound your pud

To pound your pud means to jack off forcefully.

When you wake up, you often just NEED to pound your pud!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

solobate

To solobate is for a guy to wrap his fingers around his dick and jack off by himself.

When I'm home alone, I solobate!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

The Perfect Dick

The Perfect Dick is an 8", 6 1/4 diameter, circumcised high & tight, with a beautiful strawberry head that blows a big load when it has a cumgasm.

I think Matt has The Perfect Dick -- probably because it looks identical to mine!

by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020

blonde minge

blonde minge is a blonde pussy.

I have blonde pubes -- I wonder if any female cadets have blonde minge!

by USAF Cadet September 11, 2021

bum-bandit

A bum-bandit is a homosexual male in the UK, because guys like to fuck other guys in their lower boy-hole.

Greg is a real bum-bandit -- he'll fuck any young dude that moves!

by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021

Cadet Snow-Cannon

A Cadet Snow-Cannon is a dick-shapped snow-sculpture with a hose running up to the "cock-head" that, when turned on, shoots, sprays, and then dribbles out down the shaft - a snow-gasm! sno-cum everywhere!

Matt and I built a Cadet Snow-Cannon - we jacked off in the snow and shot our own sno-cum down each other's throats!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

Cum-on-a-Cookie

Cum-on-a-Cookie is a masturbation game that your cum-buddies like to play. Everyone beats their meat, blows their load(s) on Oreos, and the last guy to have his dick-gasm is fed the cookies.

We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so they fed me the cookies - yum!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021