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Get the cum mug.An Adonis Dick is a guy who has the perfect cock -- it's cut high and tight, 8" long, with a 6" circumference, luscious, plump strawberry knob - perfect for sucking out cumgasms, and getting fucked in your boi-hole with.
My cadet roomie, Matt, says I'm an Adonis Dick, but my dick looks identical to his -- when I suck him off, it's like sucking myself!
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Get the toilet cum mug.His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."
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