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by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
Get the put a smile on his face mug.tongue-fuck means for a guy to fuck a dude's butt-hole with his tongue as deeply as he can - trying to make the guy have a cumgasm - the dude may or may not be jacking off or sucking a dick.
That dude has such a cute boy-hole, why don't you have him suck your dick while I tongue-fuck his asshole until he cums!
by USAF Cadet March 17, 2021
Get the tongue-fuck mug.A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.
I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
Get the raging boner mug.A gorf is an old fat and flabby man with fake blond hair, orange skin, pursey lips, and a fat neck who shits in his tasteless gold bathtub and bites at his own cum-bubbles and then goes out to cheat at golf.
by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020
Get the gorf mug.A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
Get the Bunk-bed BJ mug.The mile-high club is an exclusive club for guys who have jacked off and had a cumgasm in the restroom of an airplane flying at least one mile high.
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
Get the mile-high club mug.easy - peasy is is what it's like to be butt-fucked by a guy with a small dick after you've had your cherry-hole busted and stretched a little.
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021
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