USAF Cadet's definitions

butt-crack cumgasm

A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.

Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

goop

goop is a guy's cum.

My cum-buddy jacked me off this morning, and I blew my goop everywhere!

by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021

Devil's Triangle

A Devil's Triangle is the triangular patch of hair extending from a few wispy-hairs below a guy's navel to a luxurious growth of fragrant bush surrounding a dude's crotch-rocket.

I love sucking the dick my cadet roomie, Matt, and burying my nose in his Devil's Triangle as I suck a cumgasm out of his big banana!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

Gobbler's Knob

Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.

I sucked Matt's Gobbler's Knob on Groud Hog Day and he rewarded me with a Gobbler's Knob-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

suck-shack

A suck-shack is a glory-hole.

I'm horny - - let's go to the Colorado Springs suck-shack!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

stroke-gasm

A stroke-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gets when he strokes his dick and has a cumgasm.

I'm taking a 300mg Viagra, getting stoned, and having 3 or 4 awesome fleshlight cum-rush stroke-gasms tonight!

by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

bareback

bareback means to fuck a guy in his boy-hole or mouth without wearing a condom.

My cadet roomie, Matt, always fucks me bareback -- he says fucking someone wearing a condom is like taking a shower in a raincoat!

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020