USAF Cadet's definitions

two elephants in the room

two elephants in the room means for a guy to have two massive dicks in his asshole.

Last night, Matt and a friend gave me a double-dicking, and it felt like I had two elephants in the room!

by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021

face-paint

To face-paint a guy, a dude gives a fellow cadet gay bukkake - splashing his nut-juice all over the cadet's face.

They want to give me gay bukkake and face-paint me!

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

toke-gasm

A toke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Mauai Wowie and jacks off and has a cumgasm.

Matt and I smoked some awesome dope , and both of us had dick-blowing toke-gasms when we blew our loads!

by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020

Daddy Dong

A Daddy Dong is the long fat cock that a guy like your father has.

When I go to the baths, I sometimes like sucking off guys with a Daddy Dong like my Dad has!

by USAF Cadet May 19, 2021

Blondie

Blondie is a nickname that my cadet roomie, Matt, calls me because I have blonde pubes.

A lot of the cadets call me Blondie because I have blonde pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

tickle-corner

A tickle-corner is the folded sheet that my cadet roomie uses to tickle my nuts to make me have a cumgasm.

Oh shit! You're using that tickle-corner and I'm gonna cum!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

Ben-Gay Fuck

A Ben-Gay Fuck is when a cadet gets fucked in his boy-hole by another cadet who uses Ben-Gay for a lube.

Matt gave me a Ben-Gay Fuck -- talk about a hot fuck!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020