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cum-breath

cum-breath is the smell on my breath after I give my cadet roomie a blowjob and cumgasm.

I just gave Skip a BJ, and now I've got cum-breath!

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flaccid

flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm

Matt thumped my nuts as I was about to cum, and my hard dick got flaccid!

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B & D

B & D is recreational scolding .

When we're role-playing, my cadet roomie likes to practice B & D on my cock, balls, tits, and boy-hole with his electro-sex kit!

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Nights of the Round Table

Nights of the Round Table are a group of four cadets and my roomie who get together on Friday Nights to play cards in the cadet lounge while I suck their dicks under the table until they've all had cumgasms, and after that they take turns fucking my boy-hole.

The Nights of the Round Table are cumming over later tonight, so I'll get to fill up on cumgasms!

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bareback

bareback means to fuck a guy in his boy-hole or mouth without wearing a condom.

My cadet roomie, Matt, always fucks me bareback -- he says fucking someone wearing a condom is like taking a shower in a raincoat!

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spider-bite itch

spider-bite itch is the allergic reaction a guy gets from getting bitten by a spider on his balls.

One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!

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Ben-Gay Fuck

A Ben-Gay Fuck is when a cadet gets fucked in his boy-hole by another cadet who uses Ben-Gay for a lube.

Matt gave me a Ben-Gay Fuck -- talk about a hot fuck!

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