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Ben-Gay Fuck

A Ben-Gay Fuck is when a cadet gets fucked in his boy-hole by another cadet who uses Ben-Gay for a lube.
Matt gave me a Ben-Gay Fuck -- talk about a hot fuck!
by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
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California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.
Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!
by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020
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The things you do for love

The things you do for love are all the things a guy does for love is anything sexual like sucking his dick, rimming his boy-hole, letting him fuck your chute, sucking his balls, and giving him kisses anywhere.
Of all the things I do of "The things you do for love", my favorite is sucking dick!
by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020
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head-gasm

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.
At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
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Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm

A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.
Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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pitcher

A pitcher is a guy who prefers to fuck another dude's asshole to get his rocks off.
I'm versatile, but Matt is definitely a pitcher!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021
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drygasm

A drygasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacked off and drained his balls 5-6 times in a row.
If you jack off enough, you eventually have a drygasm with no cum!
by USAF Cadet December 13, 2020
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