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Mexicali Rose is what my cadet roomie calls me when he wants to fuck my boy-hole using hot sauce to lube his tube and my chute.
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
Get the Mexicali Rose mug.belly-button cum is the pool of semen that collects in a guy's belly-button after he jacks off his morning wood and paints the wall -- the last of his cumshot dribbles out of his dick and flows into his belly-button.
Oh fuck -- I took care of my morning wood, but I got cum everywhere! -- on the wall behind me, in my hair, on my face, in my mouth, on my neck, tits, stomach, and even had a pool of belly-button cum.
by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020
Get the belly-button cum mug.A pillow-fucker is a guy who likes to masturbate by fucking and having a cumgasm on his goosedown pillow, and then sleeping on it so he can smell his own cum.
by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020
Get the pillow-fucker mug.A voyeur is a guy who likes to watch other dudes masturbateand blow their loads in their bedroom while he jacks off and has a voyeur-gasm.
As a younger teenager, I was a voyeur and I used to watch my friend Terry, outside his bedroom window masturbate and have a Terry-gasm as I was beating my meat and having a Skip-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 12, 2021
Get the voyeur mug.The Plow is a sexual position that a guy can sometimes hind himself in. A dude is tied to his bed, arms over his head, with his legs lifted and then pushed down with his knees next to his ears, asshole exposed and wearing a Mouth-Wide-Open mouth spreader, with his dick pointing toward his mouth. He is then milked while several others take turns fucking his asshole.
Some of the other cadets in my pod got mad because I jacked off in their night water, and they gave me The Plow!
They milked me while they fucked my asshole and made me eat my own cum!
They milked me while they fucked my asshole and made me eat my own cum!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021
Get the The Plow mug.splooze is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has a cumgasm where his jizz just oozes out of his dick.
I was taking care of my morning wood, and when I had a cumgasm, my cum didn't spurt - it sploozed out!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
Get the splooze mug.A cum-tunnel is a guy's rectum.
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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