I just gave Skip a BJ, and now I've got cum-breath!
Matt thumped my nuts as I was about to cum, and my hard dick got flaccid!
When we're role-playing, my cadet roomie likes to practice B & D on my cock, balls, tits, and boy-hole with his electro-sex kit!
My cadet roomie, Matt, always fucks me bareback -- he says fucking someone wearing a condom is like taking a shower in a raincoat!
One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!
Buy a
spider-bite itch
mug!
Matt gave me a Ben-Gay Fuck -- talk about a hot fuck!