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let it cum

"let it come" is what other guys shout when you say "I'm gonna cum" while another dude is sucking your dick.
Matt said "I'm gonna cum" before he blew his load into my mouth -- and another dude shouted "let it cum" !
by USAF Cadet July 9, 2021
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dick-dog

A dick-dog is a gay/bi sandwich - a cock placed in a hotdog bun with various condiments that a dude has to eat while he's sucking your cock.
We went on an all-cadet picnic, and the other cadets kept feeding me dick-dogs!
by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021
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Adonis Dick

An Adonis Dick is a guy who has the perfect cock -- it's cut high and tight, 8" long, with a 6" circumference, luscious, plump strawberry knob - perfect for sucking out cumgasms, and getting fucked in your boi-hole with.
My cadet roomie, Matt, says I'm an Adonis Dick, but my dick looks identical to his -- when I suck him off, it's like sucking myself!
by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021
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toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.
Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
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His Imminence

His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."
Sometimes, I just have to go take care of His Imminence!
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
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can-job

A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.
I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
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pillow-case cum-stains

pillow-case cum stains are the tell-tale ivory-colored remainders of cumgasms that a guy gets all over his wonder-pillow when he fucks it and blows his load.
When I was a teenager, my Mom asked me what the stains were on my pillow-case -- I didn't tell her they were pillow-case cum-stains -- I told her they must be slobber stains of mine made when I was asleep!
by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021
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