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watersports

watersports is a sexual activity that some guys like to engage in -- one guy pisses on the face, body, genitals, or in the dude's mouth which he tries to drink.
In the cadet showers, I like to engage in watersports and suck a piss-gasm out of other cadets' morning wood !
by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021
mugGet the watersportsmug.

suck

To suck means for a guy to wrap his lips around another guy's fuck-stick and move his mouth up and down and all around on his rock-hard shaft until he has a cumgasm and you swallow all of it.
I love to suck Matt's circumcised dick!
by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
mugGet the suckmug.

Blondie

Blondie is a nickname that my cadet roomie, Matt, calls me because I have blonde pubes.
A lot of the cadets call me Blondie because I have blonde pubic hair!
by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021
mugGet the Blondiemug.

Daddy Dong

A Daddy Dong is the long fat cock that a guy like your father has.
When I go to the baths, I sometimes like sucking off guys with a Daddy Dong like my Dad has!
by USAF Cadet May 19, 2021
mugGet the Daddy Dongmug.

toke-gasm

A toke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Mauai Wowie and jacks off and has a cumgasm.
Matt and I smoked some awesome dope , and both of us had dick-blowing toke-gasms when we blew our loads!
by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020
mugGet the toke-gasmmug.

iPhone sexting vid

An iPhone sexting vid is a video made to send erotic and cumtastic vids of sex acts.
My Cadet roomie, Matt, takes iPhone sexting vids of me sucking his dick, swallowing his cumgasm, and fucking my boy-hole -- then he sends it to other cadets!
by USAF Cadet October 28, 2020
mugGet the iPhone sexting vidmug.

butt-hook

A butt-hook is a large rubber-coated meat-hook that some dungeons are equipped with. A dungeon-master shoves the hook up a guy's ass and supports his weight while the guy is blindfolded with his hands handcuffed behind his back. He then grabs the guy's ears or hair and pulls the guy's mouth over it to suck him off until the guy cums himself through the cock-cage he's wearing.
I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and while there somebody drugged me with Viagra and Chloroform. I passed out, and when I woke up, I had this butt-hook up my ass and was handcuffed and wearig a cock-cage. This naked dude was pulling my mouth over his cock fucking my boy-hole and one of the other guys doing it to me was Matt, -- I recognized the taste of his dick and cum! Then - I blew my own load!
by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
mugGet the butt-hookmug.

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