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A brat-fuck is when your hot cadet roomie fucks you with a bratwurst and makes you eat it after you have a cumgasm.
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020
Get the brat-fuck mug.A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.
Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!
by USAF Cadet June 12, 2021
Get the cum-cup mug.Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
Get the Plum Pudding mug.The Mile-High Club Royale is a super-elite club for guys who have participated in a four-man spit-roast deluxe-ing in the restroom of an airplane flying at least a mile high.
Coming back to the Academy from San Francisco, Matt and I became members of the Mile-High Club Royale!
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
Get the Mile-High Club Royale mug.shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
Get the shit the bed mug.Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.
by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021
Get the Cum-dumpty tRumpty mug.To service a guy, a dude sucks another guy's dick or lets him fuck your ass until he has one or more cumgasms with no reciprocation required or expected.
by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021
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