USAF Cadet's definitions

Plum Pudding

Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!

Wow! Matt made Plum Pudding in my butt-hole last night!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Mile-High Club Royale

The Mile-High Club Royale is a super-elite club for guys who have participated in a four-man spit-roast deluxe-ing in the restroom of an airplane flying at least a mile high.

Coming back to the Academy from San Francisco, Matt and I became members of the Mile-High Club Royale!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

double-cream filling

A double-cream filling is the cum deposited in a guy's asshole when two dudes fuck him and have cumgasms when they fuck him in his asshole and have cumgasms at the same time.

Two of my roomies fucked me at the same time and gave me a double-cream filling!

by USAF Cadet August 19, 2021

jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.

When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

morning wood

morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!

Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

cum-cup

A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.

Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!

by USAF Cadet June 12, 2021

gang-bang

A gang-bang is a sex-act where five or more guys take turns spit-roast-deluxe-ing another willing dude.

I got gang-banged today just because I got a boner in the cadet showers!

by USAF Cadet February 5, 2021