urinal cum

urinal cum is the combined cumshots of a lot of guys who have jacked off into the urinal they were using.
This morning, I was jacking off in the john of the cadet locker-room, and some other cadets caught me and made me eat all the urinal cum!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
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aborted cumgasm

An aborted cumgasm is the orgasm a guy DOESN'T have because someone opens the door to his room

without knocking.
I used to have aborted cumgasm if another cadet came into my room without knocking, but now I don't care if they want to watch or join in!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
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sack-tap

A sack-tap is a light tap (it hurts tho!) that a fellow soccer player may do to another player, where a dude raps the sac-de-noix of another guy.
I sack-tapped Matt, and now he's got everyone trying to sack-rap me!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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bubble-butt

A bubble-butt is a cute young guy, with round firm boy-buns and a tight pink asshole that other dudes like to rim and fuck.
Matt and several other cadets like to fuck my bubble-butt whenever they can!
by USAF Cadet September 29, 2021
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night-water cum

night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.
My roomies are frequently jacking off in my water glass and leaving me night-water cum to drink!
by USAF Cadet August 09, 2021
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Bumper - Brite

Bumper - Brite is an anal skin-whitening cream that some guys use to brighten-up their asshole so it looks like my pink, tight, cute, rimmable cherry-hole.
Some of the other cadets use Bumper - Brite to whiten their boy-hole so they have a fuck-chute opening like mine!
by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021
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Shades of Cum

The Shades of Cum are: clear - pearly white - milky - ivory - and take the pipe-cleaner out of your cum-hole.
I'm fascinated by the Shades of Cum - my cum is pearly white!
by USAF Cadet September 09, 2021
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