USAF Cadet's definitions

dick-clipper

A dick-clipper is a surgeon who circumcises guys, usually in infancy.

I was cut in infancy by a dick-clipper who cut me high & tight.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

chasing that feeling

chasing that feeling is drinking white wine, smoking Shake, sniffing amyl, and masturbating trying to reach the point-of-no-return which is just about but not quite before you have an awesome cumgasm.

I've been chasing that feeling for three hours!

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020

the Hungries

the Hungries is what you get after you've smoked a joint of Jungle-Jizz and want more cock to suck

Man -- I'm stll high and Ive got the Hungries!

by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

Ground-Hog Day-gasm

A Ground-Hog Day-gasm is any cumgasm that a guy has on Ground-Hog Day.

Well, I had three Ground-Hog Day-gasms yesterday!

by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021

mile-high club platinum

The mile-high club platinum is a super-elite club for guys who give and get a blowjob in an airplane restroom flying at least a mile high.

Matt and I flew to San Francisco, and initiated one another into the mile-high club platinum!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

flat bamboo spoon

A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.

I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.

by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020

BSBJ

A BSBJ is a Birthday Suit Blow-Job - a blowjob when the guy being sucked is naked.

When my cadet roomie, Matt, got up this morning, I gave him a BSBJ in the cadet showers!

by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021