USAF Cadet's definitions
A pillow-fucker is a guy who likes to masturbate by fucking and having a cumgasm on his goosedown pillow, and then sleeping on it so he can smell his own cum.
by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020
Get the pillow-fuckermug. The Plow is a sexual position that a guy can sometimes hind himself in. A dude is tied to his bed, arms over his head, with his legs lifted and then pushed down with his knees next to his ears, asshole exposed and wearing a Mouth-Wide-Open mouth spreader, with his dick pointing toward his mouth. He is then milked while several others take turns fucking his asshole.
Some of the other cadets in my pod got mad because I jacked off in their night water, and they gave me The Plow!
They milked me while they fucked my asshole and made me eat my own cum!
They milked me while they fucked my asshole and made me eat my own cum!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021
Get the The Plowmug. A voyeur is a guy who likes to watch other dudes masturbateand blow their loads in their bedroom while he jacks off and has a voyeur-gasm.
As a younger teenager, I was a voyeur and I used to watch my friend Terry, outside his bedroom window masturbate and have a Terry-gasm as I was beating my meat and having a Skip-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 12, 2021
Get the voyeurmug. belly-button cum is the pool of semen that collects in a guy's belly-button after he jacks off his morning wood and paints the wall -- the last of his cumshot dribbles out of his dick and flows into his belly-button.
Oh fuck -- I took care of my morning wood, but I got cum everywhere! -- on the wall behind me, in my hair, on my face, in my mouth, on my neck, tits, stomach, and even had a pool of belly-button cum.
by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020
Get the belly-button cummug. A cum-mop is a guy's pubic hair.
When we jack each other off, we rub and grind our crotches together - mixing the pubic-hair cum that oozes out of our dicks and down our shafts into our pubes and then we suck it up afterward! We cum-mopped it up!
by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
Get the cum-mopmug. Fleshlight Seconds is when you act as a cadet's Fleshlight Squire, and then fuck his Fleshlight yourself using his cum as lube, and have a Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm in it and eat it afterward.
by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020
Get the Fleshlight Secondsmug. by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
Get the Sir Suck-A-Lotmug.