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gang-bang

A gang-bang is a sex-act where five or more guys take turns spit-roast-deluxe-ing another willing dude.
I got gang-banged today just because I got a boner in the cadet showers!
by USAF Cadet February 5, 2021
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target tattoo

A target tattoo is a permanent or temporary tattoo in the shape of a target.
My cadet roomie, Matt, put a temporary target tattoo on my asshole while I was sleeping!
by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021
mugGet the target tattoomug.

failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
mugGet the failed orgasmmug.

WOW!

WOW! is what a guy thinks when the first spurt of cum hits the back of his throat while sucking the dick of a hot young dude.
by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020
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whip-gasm

A whip-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he tightly grasps his dick and whips his raging boner in all directions and has a whip-gasm.
If Matt is in a hurry, he jacks me off and gives me a whip-gasm!
by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021
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B & D

When we're role-playing, my cadet roomie likes to practice B & D on my cock, balls, tits, and boy-hole with his electro-sex kit!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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downright upright

downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.
Every time I sniff Matt's cummy jockstraps, I get downright upright!
by USAF Cadet March 7, 2021
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