USAF Cadet's definitions

sword-swallower

A sword-swallower is a guy who likes to suck cock.

A bunch of us cadets are having a contest to see who's the best sword-swallower!

by USAF Cadet June 3, 2021

The Wrath of Khan

The Wrath of Khan is the anger our biology professor had when he found a used cum-rag in our classroom.

Our biology professor found a slimy cum-rag in our classroom, and he made each of us take off our uniforms, stand naked in front of everyone, and jack off and have a cumgasm in front of all the other cadets. Talk about The Wrath of Khan!

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

cock-taste

cock-taste is the taste a guy has in his mouth after he's sucked five dicks in a row.

I went to the ghoryloles and now I've got cock-taste in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

Karma-gasm

A Karma-gasm is the pleasure-gasm you just had -- think about it.

What I just had was a Karma-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

tubesteak

A tubesteak is guy's big boner.

My roomie, Matt, has a tubesteak almost like mine -- when I suck him off, it's like blowing myself!

by USAF Cadet November 6, 2020

unbelievably awesome

unbelievably awesome is what it feels like when a guy has eleven (!) syringes of his dick when he jacks off, cumgasms, and paints the wall when he blows his load everywhere.

Wow! I was taking care of my morning wood and I had an unbelievably awesome cumgasm and painted the wall ivory!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

Splort!

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020