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pocket pool is a pastime a lot of cadets engage in -- playing with their cock & balls through a pant-pocket].
Yeah -- I always have a ball playing pocket pool in class!
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soap hair is the pubic & ass hair that sticks to the provided soap in the cadet showers.
I always use my own shower gel when I take a shower because the provided bar soap is always has soap hair stuck to it!
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A nut-sack is a guy's scrotum.
Awww -- he hit me in the nut-sack!
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Beercan is the nickname I gave another cadet with a big fat dick who fucks me in my mouth or boy-hole until he has a cumgasm.
Beercan is coming to my room and I'm gonna try to suck a cumgasm out of him!
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I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!
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My cadet roomie and I are like a key & keyhole!
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A Dick Whisperer is my cadet roomie, who can make me have a cumgasm by whispering to my dick "CUM!" while he gently strokes my cock.
My cadet roomie, the Dick Whisperer, can make me cum by talking to my cock!
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