USAF Cadet's definitions

sleep suck-gasm

A sleep suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he fucks a guy in the mouth and has a cumgasm while he's asleep.

Matt occasionally has a sleep suck-gasm when he fucks my mouth and has a cumgasm -- I can always tell though, because I have his cum-taste in my mouth afterward!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

XXL

XXL is the condom size I have to buy for my big dick.

I went to the pharmacy and bought some XXL flavored rubbers.

by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

uranus

uranus means your anus

uranus is going to be fucked tonight.

by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020

wood

wood is a guy's boner

Matt sleeps nude -- I like to suck off his morning wood!

by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021

ass-brand

An ass-brand is a permanent burn made by a hot branding iron on a guy's boy-buns.

Some other cadets stopped by our room last night, got stoned and later starting about putting an ass-brand on my boy-butt! I went to bed fully-clothed and pulled the cover over my head until they left!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

seven

seven is the number of cum-shots I usually have when I jack off and blow my load.

Yeah ... I had a seven again this morning when I jacked off.

by USAF Cadet August 1, 2021

BSBJ

A BSBJ is a blowjob a guy gets when he's stark naked

When Matt woke up this morning, I gave him a BSBJ!

by USAF Cadet March 18, 2021