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jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.
A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
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cumplosion

A cumplosion is an explosive cumshot.
Matt jacked me off and I had a cumplosion!
by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021
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Primary Target

A Primary Target is a guy's cock & balls in Tae-Kwon-Do.
He went for his Primary Target - my cock & balls - in martial arts class today!
by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021
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dick-hugger

A dick-hugger is a guy's mouth.
My roomie, Matt called me over to his bed and said, "I need a hug - come over here and be my dick-hugger!"
by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021
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maskhole

A maskhole is a designer Covid-19 mask with a hole in it for another guy to stick his dick in and get sucked off.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a mask with a maskhole in it so I can still suck his cock or rim him!
by USAF Cadet November 11, 2020
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Splorp!

Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.
I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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tous les jours

tous les jours is French for "every day"
I jack off tous les jours -- sometimes more!
by USAF Cadet October 1, 2021
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