USAF Cadet's definitions

XXL

XXL is the condom size I have to buy for my big dick.

I went to the pharmacy and bought some XXL flavored rubbers.

by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

sleep suck-gasm

A sleep suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he fucks a guy in the mouth and has a cumgasm while he's asleep.

Matt occasionally has a sleep suck-gasm when he fucks my mouth and has a cumgasm -- I can always tell though, because I have his cum-taste in my mouth afterward!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

seven

seven is the number of cum-shots I usually have when I jack off and blow my load.

Yeah ... I had a seven again this morning when I jacked off.

by USAF Cadet August 1, 2021

spooge

spooge is a thick, sticky, ivory-colored fluid that can ooze or squirt out of a guy's dick when he's jacking off.

When I was taking care of my morning wood, I squirted my spooge all over my face!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

quickie

A quickie ia a jack-off session and cumgasm that takes less than three minutes.

I try to get in a quickie between classes!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

underwater cum

underwater cum : the diaphanous squirts and threads of a guy's cumgasm underwater when he's jacking off in the bathtub or in a swimming pool.

I'm always amazed at the amount of underwater cum there is after I blow my load in the pool!

by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021

cum-slit

A cum-slit is the hole on the tip of a guy's dick that's an exit for his cum and urine.

I sucked off the cadets in my room and emptied their tanks, and then I fucked their cum-slit with my tongue until they sreamed "Stop!!!" Afterward, they gave me a piss-chaser!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021