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A dick-dog is a gay/bi sandwich - a cock placed in a hotdog bun with various condiments that a dude has to eat while he's sucking your cock.
by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021
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by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021
Get the goop mug.A Devil's Triangle is the triangular patch of hair extending from a few wispy-hairs below a guy's navel to a luxurious growth of fragrant bush surrounding a dude's crotch-rocket.
I love sucking the dick my cadet roomie, Matt, and burying my nose in his Devil's Triangle as I suck a cumgasm out of his big banana!
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
Get the Devil's Triangle mug.A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.
Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
Get the butt-crack cumgasm mug.Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
Get the toilet cum mug.An Adonis Dick is a guy who has the perfect cock -- it's cut high and tight, 8" long, with a 6" circumference, luscious, plump strawberry knob - perfect for sucking out cumgasms, and getting fucked in your boi-hole with.
My cadet roomie, Matt, says I'm an Adonis Dick, but my dick looks identical to his -- when I suck him off, it's like sucking myself!
by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021
Get the Adonis Dick mug.A backdoor daisy-chain is a sexual maneuver where three or more guys fuck each other in their assholes simultaneously.
Ben and Joe came to our pod the other night, and we ended up having a backdoor daisy-chain -- I got to be in a middle position - fucking and being fucked at the same time.
by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021
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