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night-water cum

night-water cum is the cum that one or more of a guy's roommies jacks off into.
Some of my roomies are leaving me night-water cum -- I wake up to get a drink and my cup is full of their cumshots!
by USAF Cadet August 4, 2021
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car-cum

car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.
A bunch of us cadets went to a drive-in, and I spent my time eating car-cum!
by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021
mugGet the car-cummug.

The Wrath of Khan

The Wrath of Khan is the anger our biology professor had when he found a used cum-rag in our classroom.
Our biology professor found a slimy cum-rag in our classroom, and he made each of us take off our uniforms, stand naked in front of everyone, and jack off and have a cumgasm in front of all the other cadets. Talk about The Wrath of Khan!
by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021
mugGet the The Wrath of Khanmug.

sword-swallower

A sword-swallower is a guy who likes to suck cock.
A bunch of us cadets are having a contest to see who's the best sword-swallower!
by USAF Cadet June 3, 2021
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Line-up

A Line-up is a sexual event that guys engage in where five dudes kneel on the edge of a bed with their assholes exposed, while another guy who is blindfolded and on his knees on the floor, rims each dude for three minutes trying to make him have a rim-gasm. They keep doing this until everyone blows his load at least twice.
My roomies gave me a Line-up because I jacked off in their night-water, and now I've got their ass-juice taste in my mouth!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021
mugGet the Line-upmug.

Kirby suck-gasm

A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.
When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
mugGet the Kirby suck-gasmmug.

cunt-buster

A cunt-buster is a guy's 11" dick.
Last time I went to the gay baths - I got fukk'd by a real cunt-buster!
by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021
mugGet the cunt-bustermug.

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