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A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
Get the turd-splitter mug.A giggle-gasm is the cumgasm a guy sometimes has when his jack-off squire juices him and he blows his load everywhere - including his mouth.
I'm Matt's jack-off squire, and he wanted me to do him, so I told him to lie back, hands under his heed, pointing his toes, and clinching his butt-cheeks - and I gave him a giggle-gasm!
by USAF Cadet October 1, 2021
Get the giggle-gasm mug.Docking is a masturbation method that makes it possible for a circumcised guy like me to feel what it's like to masturbate and have a cumgasm like a dude with a foreskin. One guy, like me, inserts the smooth cock-head of his dick into the stretched, open foreskin of another dude's cock and one of the guys jacks both dicks off until they both have cumgasms.
by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021
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by USAF Cadet August 1, 2021
Get the eleven mug.A star-gasm is the awesome release of cum that occurs when a guy gets stoned, jacks off and blows his load -- he sees stars!
by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
Get the star-gasm mug.A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off with a fleshlight while he's smoking weed and blows his load into it.
by USAF Cadet September 18, 2020
Get the fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm mug.I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
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