USAF Cadet's definitions

jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.

A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

cumplosion

A cumplosion is an explosive cumshot.

Matt jacked me off and I had a cumplosion!

by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021

Primary Target

A Primary Target is a guy's cock & balls in Tae-Kwon-Do.

He went for his Primary Target - my cock & balls - in martial arts class today!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

dick-hugger

A dick-hugger is a guy's mouth.

My roomie, Matt called me over to his bed and said, "I need a hug - come over here and be my dick-hugger!"

by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

maskhole

A maskhole is a designer Covid-19 mask with a hole in it for another guy to stick his dick in and get sucked off.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a mask with a maskhole in it so I can still suck his cock or rim him!

by USAF Cadet November 11, 2020

Splorp!

Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.

I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

tous les jours

tous les jours is French for "every day"

I jack off tous les jours -- sometimes more!

by USAF Cadet October 1, 2021