USAF Cadet's definitions

go down on

go down on means to suck a guy's dick

Matt and I go down on each other nearly every day!

by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021

tubesteak

A tubesteak is guy's big boner.

My roomie, Matt, has a tubesteak almost like mine -- when I suck him off, it's like blowing myself!

by USAF Cadet November 6, 2020

unbelievably awesome

unbelievably awesome is what it feels like when a guy has eleven (!) syringes of his dick when he jacks off, cumgasms, and paints the wall when he blows his load everywhere.

Wow! I was taking care of my morning wood and I had an unbelievably awesome cumgasm and painted the wall ivory!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

hum-job

A hum-job is a blowjob, where the guy doing the sucking - hums! The vibrations on the dude's cock-head cause him to have an historic cumgasm when he blows his load.

Matt just gave me an awesome hum-job! I owe him one!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

classroom boner

A classroom boner is a spontaneous erection that a guy gets when he's in class.

In aeronautics class today, I got a classroom boner!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

double-cream filling

A double-cream filling is what a guy gets when he's double-dicked in his mouth or asshole.

A couple of my cadet roomies gave me a double-cream filling last night before I went to bed!

by USAF Cadet August 10, 2021

butter-fuck

butter-fuck means to screw a guy using butter for lube, and afterward, to make the dude lick your dick clean.

Matt butter-fucked me the other night and made me suck his dick clean!

by USAF Cadet July 11, 2021