USAF Cadet's definitions
Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.
by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021
Get the Cum-dumpty tRumptymug. shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
Get the shit the bedmug. cum-tracks are the trails of dried cum that a guy leaves on his sheets from jacking off and not using a cum-sock.
by USAF Cadet November 1, 2020
Get the cum-tracksmug. e-stim is the application of electric shocks to a guy's cock, balls, tits, and asshole to force him to have an electro-gasm.
Some of my roomies bought an electro-sex kit, and they used it on me -- using e-stim on my c-spot and nut-sack, they made me cum five times and I also had multiple dry-gasms!
by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021
Get the e-stimmug. A circ scar is the line of tissue that surrounds a guy's dick where he was cut that circ'ed dudes have on their cocks.
Since I'm cut high & tight, and I've got 8", I like to have other dudes suck me down to my circ scar -- that way they've got a lot of cock in their mouth!
by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021
Get the circ scarmug. Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
Get the Plum Puddingmug. The Mile-High Club Royale is a super-elite club for guys who have participated in a four-man spit-roast deluxe-ing in the restroom of an airplane flying at least a mile high.
Coming back to the Academy from San Francisco, Matt and I became members of the Mile-High Club Royale!
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
Get the Mile-High Club Royalemug.