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spunk is chunky cum
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Get the spunk mug.A soap-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off in the shower to take care of his morning wood using soap-suds for a slick lube.
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Get the soap-gasm mug.cum-pudding is a favorite dessert of mine -- made by several guys jacking off and having cumgasms in it as you make it -- my favorite flavor is Cum Creme!
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Get the cum-pudding mug.belly-button cum is the pool of semen that collects in a guy's belly-button after he jacks off his morning wood and paints the wall -- the last of his cumshot dribbles out of his dick and flows into his belly-button.
Oh fuck -- I took care of my morning wood, but I got cum everywhere! -- on the wall behind me, in my hair, on my face, in my mouth, on my neck, tits, stomach, and even had a pool of belly-button cum.
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Get the cum-dump mug.No-Nut November is the entire month of November when a guy observing it is not supposed to bust a nut by jacking off.
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Get the No-Nut November mug.A cum-pumpkin is a large pumpkin with six holes so six guys can fuck and have cumgasms which they all eat afterward.
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