USAF Cadet's definitions

Dragon Egg

A Dragon Egg is an egg-shaped vibrating butt-plug that a guy sticks up his ass and then masturbates with until he has a fleshlight- cumgasm.

Shit -- If you keep that Dragon Egg in my ass, I'm going to have a vibro-gasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

Locktoberfest

Locktoberfest is the entire month of October when, for those observing it, guys have to lock up their dick in a cock cage that prevents them from getting a boner.

Tomorrow is the beginning of Locktoberfest, and Matt wants me to wear a cock-cage for the whole month!

by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021

shower scum

shower scum is the accumulated soap and cumgasms that clog the drains in cadet shower-rooms.

As a new cadet, I have to clean the shower scum out of the drains in the upper-classmen's showers.

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

double-dick face-fuck

A double-dick face-fuck is a sexual activity that three guys can engage in. Two guys face-fuck another dude with their dicks in his mouth at the same time and try to have cumgasms so they can feel each other's cumshots.

I got double-dick face-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 27, 2021

because it feels awesome!

because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.

I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!

by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021

5"

5" is the average size of an erect penis

While 5" is the average size of a guy's dick, Matt and I both have 8" cocks!

by USAF Cadet July 9, 2021

prong

A prong is a long raging boner that a guy can support his weight on while being fucked by it.

Matt had me supported on his prong when he fucked me in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet April 11, 2021