703 definitions by USAF Cadet

WOW

WOW is MOM spelled upside-down.

I gave my Mom a bronze paperweight that said "MOM", but she thought it said "WOW"!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021

soap-gasm

A soap-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off in the shower to take care of his morning wood using soap-suds for a slick lube.

Sometimes I give myself a soap-gasm when I shower!

by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020

butt-fucker

A butt-fucker is a guy who likes to fuck another guy in his asshole until he has a butt-gasm.

Christian is a real butt-fucker with his big dick!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

01 Aug 21

01 Aug 21 is the first day of of the month that QAnon says that tRumpty will be reinstated as President.

Well, it's 01 Aug 21 and The Donald hasn't been reinstated -- hahahahaha!

by USAF Cadet August 2, 2021

powdered cum

powdered cum is dried and finely-ground cumgasms from other guys' used rubbers, jockstraps, or jacked out of them that a guy snorts like cumcaine.

I snorted some powdered cum and it gave me a hard-on!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

pubes

pubes are your cocksucker's dental floss

My cocksucker buries his nose in my pubes when he sucks my dick!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

French Tickler

A French Tickler is a penis sleeve with nubs and wiggly appendages that tickle the inside of a guy's asshole when he's being fucked which gives him a French Tickler-gasm.

Matt wore his French Tickler when he fucked me and I blew my load everywhere when I had a French Tickler-gasm!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021