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shit the bed
shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.
My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!
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by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

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dick-in-a-box
A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.
My boyfriend gave me dick-in-a-box for Christmas!
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by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

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double-dick
To double-dick a guy, two dudes simultaneously fuck a guy in his mouth or asshole so they can feel each other's cumgasms.
Chris and Tristan are going to double-dick me, so I'll get a double load to swallow!
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by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

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cock cage
A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.
It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!
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by USAF Cadet October 09, 2020

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cocksucker's reward
A cocksucker's reward is a mouthful of hot cum.
I sucked his dick and he gave me a cocksucker's reward!
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by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020

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cumgasm
A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).
I just had an awesome cumgasm!
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by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

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cum palace
A cum palace is an adult bookstore with gloryholes for guys to suck dick or get sucked.
I'm horny -- Let's go down to the cum palace and suck some dick!
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by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

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