My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!
My boyfriend gave me dick-in-a-box for Christmas!
Chris and Tristan are going to double-dick me, so I'll get a double load to swallow!
It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!
I sucked his dick and he gave me a cocksucker's reward!
I just had an awesome cumgasm!
I'm horny -- Let's go down to the cum palace and suck some dick!