soap hair

soap hair is the pubic & ass hair that sticks to the provided soap in the cadet showers.

I always use my own shower gel when I take a shower because the provided bar soap is always has soap hair stuck to it!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

Ser

"Ser" is what I have to call the cadets who are part of the Nights of the Round Table as I kneel before them and ask "May I suck your dick?" See "Nights of the Round Table"

Ser, May I suck your dick?

by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020

classroom boner

A classroom boner is a spontaneous erection that a guy gets when he's in class.

In aeronautics class today, I got a classroom boner!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

classroom boner

A classroom boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he's standing to recite something during school.

I got a classroom boner today in English class!

by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020

Cum-dumpty tRumpty

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the King of Fools -- he just wants to stay out of jail!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

No-Nut November

No-Nut November is the entire month of November when a guy observing it is not supposed to bust a nut by jacking off.

I think that the way things have been going, I'm changing No-Nut November to Non-Stop November!

by USAF Cadet November 11, 2020

Cnut

A Cnut is a male cunt -- a guy's asshole.

Matt fucks my Cnut every day - sometimes twice!

by USAF Cadet October 04, 2021