standard issue belt

A term used to refer to a studded black belt (leather or vinyl), typically found in the wardrobes of anybody who identifies with any alternative lifestyle, good and bad (rockers, punks, metalheads, goths, ravers, emos, etc). This term is used by any of the above mentioned people due to their abundance and ready availability and to indicate their necessity in an alternative wardrobe.
hmm, looking for some new clothes, know where to start?
start with a standard issue belt, then let's get some better pants and some good shirts. also you'll need a good jacket!
by UM North Quad December 16, 2011
mugGet the standard issue beltmug.

pre dinner mayo

the act of eating a large spoonful of mayonnaise while dinner is still cooking
it's good for you
GRAB THE MAYO FOR A PRE DINNER SNACK! (eats the pre dinner mayo then whispers) it's good for you!
by UM North Quad September 20, 2011
mugGet the pre dinner mayomug.

artificial drama

drama or conflict created over otherwise trivial matters, normally due to boredom over a mundane or uneventful life (quite common in high school social circles)
man I hate all this artificial drama, why do these people do this to themselves?
by UM North Quad July 31, 2011
mugGet the artificial dramamug.

alcohol contact

a person who is of legal drinking age and uses his/her privilege to provide alcohol to minors that he/she keeps contact with
Dude you got any booze?
No, but I can call up my alcohol contacts, they'll get me some.
by UM North Quad April 24, 2010
mugGet the alcohol contactmug.

lmaop

laughing my ass off pooping
or
laughing my ass of pissing

basically laughing so hard you soil yourself
(says something generically funny)

LMAOP!!!!

(smells the air) EWWWWW what smells like shart?!
by UM North Quad July 11, 2011
mugGet the lmaopmug.

cy

a shortened word for "cyber"

originally used in the same manner as cyber, it has since become a title (ie Mr, Mrs, Dr, Sgt, Cpt, etc) for cybergoths

many cybergoths posting Cy as the first name on their facebooks (usually preceded by an actual cyber name/nickname) will often get mistakenly called such instead of their actual name
Cybergoth: Hello, I'm Cy Mercata

Person: Cool, can I call you Cy?

Cybergoth: no but you can call me Mercata
by UM North Quad July 05, 2012
mugGet the cymug.

club slut

a non-college variant of the sorostitute (or what sorostitutes may graduate to after college), a club slut is a girl or woman that frequents night clubs, often dressing slutty and in heels with an abundant amount of makeup, and having anorexic statures; known for drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and subsequently puking all the while looking for one night stands or brief flings with most any men, and having extremely compromised standards in doing so
see also: essex girl and california girl
dude how that go last night?
eh, just another club slut.....
by UM North Quad September 11, 2011
mugGet the club slutmug.