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-a crocodile that has been so abused that it has its snout indented which increases the amount of abuse due to ease of insertion
-crocodile so well-endowed that when it spins it can at the same time rape any antelope, lion, hyena or other victim, except for the hippo that has protective layers of chastity fat blankets
-a special sized cockroach that is known to inhabit university accommodation apartment buildings, especially in rooms with a lot of boys that don't wash their bed-linens
-crocodile so well-endowed that when it spins it can at the same time rape any antelope, lion, hyena or other victim, except for the hippo that has protective layers of chastity fat blankets
-a special sized cockroach that is known to inhabit university accommodation apartment buildings, especially in rooms with a lot of boys that don't wash their bed-linens
-I saw this sculpture from the baths of Caracalla of a crocodile, but its snout was off...
-Oh you mean a cockrocodile?
-Yes, actually I now remember heard the word the first time I saw Steve Irwin ride a crocodile that had such a massive member it almost choked the guy while he was trying to choke the croco in turn. I almost got a hard-on that day.
-Well, it wouldn't have been as massive as the one I got when I visited Toshko's dormitory the other day, there were so much croco choking in that 12-boy room you could see cockrocodiles stampeding all over the floor.
-Oh you mean a cockrocodile?
-Yes, actually I now remember heard the word the first time I saw Steve Irwin ride a crocodile that had such a massive member it almost choked the guy while he was trying to choke the croco in turn. I almost got a hard-on that day.
-Well, it wouldn't have been as massive as the one I got when I visited Toshko's dormitory the other day, there were so much croco choking in that 12-boy room you could see cockrocodiles stampeding all over the floor.
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