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holey relic

An old and worn-out, but cherished, piece of clothing.
Don't you dare throw out my AC/DC t-shirt. It's a holey relic!
by Two Hep Cats September 30, 2012
mugGet the holey relicmug.

Dinero Deficit Disorder

Deep depression caused by chronic lack of money.
My shrink says I have Dinero Deficit Disorder. I went broke paying him for therapy.
by Two Hep Cats November 20, 2010
mugGet the Dinero Deficit Disordermug.

DonTcare

DONald Trump-Care. (pron. "Don-T-Care") The Republican "replacement" for Obamacare. Hey--it's the plan that doesn't give a shit about you, your health, or your bank account (except for emptying it and handing it over to rich folks).
I have no health insurance. I have DonTcare--"The Closest Thing to Nothing"
by Two Hep Cats March 25, 2017
mugGet the DonTcaremug.

Postaholic

An attention-seeker who compulsively, addictively blogs or posts to a social networking site many times a day.
Sarah's a postaholic. Six, seven times a day she pathetically pukes out where she is, what she's eating, what she's watching on TV. Who gives a flying fork?
by Two Hep Cats July 10, 2011
mugGet the Postaholicmug.

videophart

An unstoppable video that begins on a Web page, no matter what your browser settings for video auto-play are, and can only be stopped manually. The most insidious versions can't be stopped at all.
CNN has started using videopharts. Doesn't matter how you set your browser, they load and begin playing automatically until you manually shut them off.
by Two Hep Cats June 23, 2017
mugGet the videophartmug.

RGP

Rich Guy Propaganda. A principle of life that every educated person needs to know--that Rich Guys use the principles of propaganda to fool the gullible into thinking that what's good for the rich is good for them.
Notice how, during every election, Rich Guys repackage trickle-down economics and try to sell it all over again? It's nothing but RGP bullshit, lipstick on the same old, greedy pig.
by Two Hep Cats April 14, 2013
mugGet the RGPmug.

Aspirin between my knees

To make some phenomenal gaffe or faux pas, similar to putting your foot in your mouth.
Man, I really put the aspirin between my knees yesterday. I told Jen that her new dress made her look fat.
by Two Hep Cats April 19, 2012
mugGet the Aspirin between my kneesmug.

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