7 definitions by Turtle dick

Pumper

The term ladies give to their man friends who do nothing but pump away. These types of men usually can't be bothered to engage in a bit of friendly foreplay. They are often related to the "pump 'n' dump" breed of man.

Andy is dating a pumper again.

by Turtle dick July 2, 2017

dong on dong aggression

The term used to define a fight, battle, disagreement, or argument between two individuals who are both so stupid and dong-like, that it can only be seen as dong-on-dong aggression.

Andrew and Andy are engaging in some major dong on dong aggression.

by Turtle dick July 2, 2017

vzones

Polite slang for the lady areas. The vzones. The vagina zones.

Andy likes to get lost in the vzones with his flaccid peenoose

by Turtle dick June 29, 2017

Vzones

Illegally operated shitty virtual world filled with cuntcakes fuckflakes and the worst type of subhumans you can't imagine

Vzones is a illegal business

by Turtle dick June 28, 2017

cuntwaffle

A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.

Andrew is such a cuntwaffle

by Turtle dick June 29, 2017

Poemtry

An eloquent combination of stories and poetry. They stand as a literary class all of their own.

I wrote feminist poemtry to express my self loathing

by Turtle dick June 28, 2017

twunt

This word is used when someone is so much of a twat and cunt that you simply need both words to adequately describe them.

Andy is such a twunt!

by Turtle dick July 5, 2017