Definitions by TurnM3Up
avetard morning
The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.
Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
avetard morning by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
York
The stupidest nigga that you will ever meet. I want you to think of retarded and then multiply by 20 and that is what York is. This man has literally earned the nickname "Sped" so you know this dude fucked up. Everyone who interacts with this guy on a daily basis is perplexed by how someone can be this fucking stupid. His mental capacity is very low so you have to be aware enough to make sure you don't overload his brain with information at any given moment so he can still function somewhat normally. As Noah often says, York's goal when he wakes up everyday should be to prove to all of us that he is not retarded.
Ray Naker: Yo York, what are your thoughts on gun control, you have any possible solutions?
York: What they should do is get everybody is gun and give it all to the police and whenever they want to use it they will ask and they can get it for certain amount time
Ray Naker: Yo wtf?
York: Does that make sense?
York: What they should do is get everybody is gun and give it all to the police and whenever they want to use it they will ask and they can get it for certain amount time
Ray Naker: Yo wtf?
York: Does that make sense?
avetard nic run
The frequent runs to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop by an avetard to get some nicotine. Since all the avetards are complete nic fiends, they need their daily dose of nicotine and must be strapped with nic at literally all times. Since avetards are mainly using disposables, if you look around the avetard living room, you will see a lot of old and empty vapes that some of the avetards will still try to hit in hopes that it will work.
Noah was craving nic at 3 am so he hopped in his car to make an avetard nic run and went to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop to get a puffbar or two.
avetard nic run by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
HoeU
The tertiary nickname for the University of Oklahoma after OU and TardU. This place is basically a year-round hoe convention where all the fucking girls have a competition for who can get dicked down the most. Being a slut is very accepted here and is actually encouraged. These OU girls all have a minimum of atleast 15 bodies to their stank ass pussy and any girl who tells you otherwise is capping. If any of the boys at this school actually had a brain then they could probably become millionaires by just pimping out the girls here because they will fuck anyone and anything.
avetard ETA
An estimated time of arrival according to an avetard. This time should always be multiplied by 10 whenever you hear it from an avetard's mouth because an avetard is very slow and just operates at a very slow pace. You should be prepared to wait for an eternity if you are expecting an avetard to come through on time and you should also be examined for a mental disability because you actually thought an avetard would be on time.
**playing 2k, about to run rec**
Norman "Nick": Yo, dabs before rec?
Noah and Henry: Yea bet
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, y'all gonna take forever, how long?
Henry: Dude chill, it's gonna be less than 5 minutes
Ray Naker: Bruh, hurry tf up
**the avetards go downstairs to take dabs**
**20 mins later**
Noah: Ight we back, let's run it
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, it's been 20 minutes, I should've known better than to trust a fucking avetard ETA
Norman "Nick"(baked out of his mind): Dude shut the fuck up, you have nothing better to do, quit fucking bitching all the time idiot
Norman "Nick": Yo, dabs before rec?
Noah and Henry: Yea bet
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, y'all gonna take forever, how long?
Henry: Dude chill, it's gonna be less than 5 minutes
Ray Naker: Bruh, hurry tf up
**the avetards go downstairs to take dabs**
**20 mins later**
Noah: Ight we back, let's run it
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, it's been 20 minutes, I should've known better than to trust a fucking avetard ETA
Norman "Nick"(baked out of his mind): Dude shut the fuck up, you have nothing better to do, quit fucking bitching all the time idiot
avetard ETA by TurnM3Up August 4, 2020
girlfriend
Something brown boys cannot have at all. These dudes will try their hardest to reel in a chick but the only thing that they are reeling in is an excuse to get in their feels and act depressed once they get curved because these pussy ass brown boys ain't built for it and are mentally weak as FUCK! The problem is that these brown boys do not recognize the fact they're getting played every single time and keep trying to cuff a hoe because they always think the next one is different. I think they keep trying to get a girlfriend because they're afraid of arranged marriage but I don't really know.
Henry, the avetard, does not have a girlfriend despite repeated attempts to get one. He keeps trying to get one but he has zero game and keeps getting curved by all these bitches that are clearly out of his league. Yikes...
girlfriend by TurnM3Up August 4, 2020