TurnM3Up's definitions

Circle K

The go-to gas station for an avetard. He will go to this gas station for many different reasons including: juul pods, food, beer, White Claws, and many more. Also, frequent runs will be made to this gas station while high for munchies food.

We got high and then Norman "Nick" was insistent on going to Circle K so we went there to go get some food for his munchies.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

OU Tard

people at the university of oklahoma who are absolutely dumb as shit; most of these dudes have the IQ of a rock; will be completely useless in the real world

Those students at OU are so stupid, they're known as OU Tards.

by TurnM3Up November 7, 2019

tard fam denial

When a member of tard fam tries to deny something that is obviously true. Since all tard fam members are so out of touch with reality, it is hard for them to understand the world around them and be self aware. They are like this because their brains are wired differently and to be honest, I don't even think the neurons in their brain connect to each other. As we already know, tard fam is the stupidest family in existence so it doesn't surprise me that they try to deny the information that they don't like. It may because they are in the 5 stages of grief and at first, they're trying to deny that they're retarded, but eventually they'll come around to it.

Henry: Hey York, you know you're a fucking retard right?
York: Dude can you please just shut the fuck up and leave me alone, YOU'RE THE FUCKING RETARD BITCH!
Henry: Ok tard fam ass nigga, have fun in that delusional tard fam denial phase

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

Gaylord Memorial Stadium

Home of the most overrated football team in the country. This stadium is also the shittiest one in the BIG 12 and cannot even compare to a much superior SEC stadium. It is no coincidence that "Gay" is in the name of the stadium because it describes everyone related to OU football and the University of Oklahoma.

The game tonight is at Gaylord Memorial Stadium aka "The home of the Gays." OU will probably end up losing to some unranked team.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

studying

Nonexistent at The Ave. An avetard will only study on the day of their exam by popping an addy and studying nonstop for 8 hours. He will only manage to get a C on the exam and go back to The Ave and get baked af.

"I think Henry is in his room studying for his test on Friday"
"Nah, he's in his room out like a light because he took a dab"

by TurnM3Up December 5, 2019

intelligence

a very valuable cognitive trait that an avetard and ou tard completely lacks and will never possess

An avetard has no intelligence.

by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019

I know a few

A favorite quote of Ray Naker when he hears a third party bring up a certain experience, event, or situation that someone he knows has also experienced. This quote is usually dropped with malicious intent and is intended to point out the negative actions of some coons that Ray has encountered in his lifetime.

Armando: Y'all see the news tonight, there was a dude who just got arrested for raping a minor.
Ray Naker: Shiii, I know a few...
Armando: Put a name on it.
Ray Naker: Nah, we not gonna do em like that.

by TurnM3Up December 23, 2020