car keys

An item that almost got finessed by a fucking elephant at The Ave. Norman "Nick" always out here losing shit and could not find his keys for 8 hours, so everyone else thought the elephant made a move on the nigga's keys, after all, who wouldn't want a 2018 Ford Fusion?

Bruh the fucking mexican bitch stole that avetard's car keys.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

LSN bathroom

The place where all the wild ass shit goes down. There are many WILD stories about the LSN bathroom but for right now we'll only stick to one. This is the place where a urinal was stolen from a high school bathroom. Now I know you might have a few questions regarding how it happened...unfortunately I can't answer those questions because I don't know the answers to them myself, but all I do know is that it did happen. I'm sure LSN was fucking pissed and was wondering why tf one of their tard ass fucks decided to steal a urinal but it's probably their fault because they didn't properly install the urinal so it was able to be ripped out and finessed. The boys bathroom will always be wild and the shit that happens in there can never be topped...

Student 1: Yo did you know it was Mike Carlson who stole the urinal from the bathroom?
Student 2: No way wtf the LSN bathroom is wild, how??!!!! Wait, isn't that the dude with a tard ass uncle too?
Student 1: Yea dude, he just took it and walked out of the building, and yea, he does have a tard ass uncle

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

University of Alabama-Birmingham

University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.

I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.

by TurnM3Up November 08, 2020

designated driver

The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.

Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

OU girls

Straight up hoes at the University of Okla(HOE)ma who are hotspots for STDs with no shame about it. These bitches are ugly as shit who are hoeing 24/7 and have probably sucked every dick in Norman. Never fuck with an OU girl because she's a hoe and just stupid asf who just wants dick.

My girlfriend Hannah is going to OU, so I'm gonna break up with her because she's gonna be one of those OU girls.

by TurnM3Up December 09, 2019

Plan B

hoes that are second options that you want to fuck; common term at OU

Person 1: hey dude how did it go with Hannah?
Person 2: she rejected my ass, i'm on to Plan B
Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: Selena

by TurnM3Up November 07, 2019

tolerance

How much weed you can handle....it is impossible to top Norman "Nick" when it comes to this. This dude has the most insane weed tolerance and cannot be fazed no matter how many dabs this nigga takes off the dab pen or the dab rig.

Bro, Norman "Nick" took like 10 dabs off the rig and still didn't feel shit, he has an insane tolerance.

by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019