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Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.
by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019
Get the waking upmug. An item that almost got finessed by a fucking elephant at The Ave. Norman "Nick" always out here losing shit and could not find his keys for 8 hours, so everyone else thought the elephant made a move on the nigga's keys, after all, who wouldn't want a 2018 Ford Fusion?
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
Get the car keysmug. The place where all the wild ass shit goes down. There are many WILD stories about the LSN bathroom but for right now we'll only stick to one. This is the place where a urinal was stolen from a high school bathroom. Now I know you might have a few questions regarding how it happened...unfortunately I can't answer those questions because I don't know the answers to them myself, but all I do know is that it did happen. I'm sure LSN was fucking pissed and was wondering why tf one of their tard ass fucks decided to steal a urinal but it's probably their fault because they didn't properly install the urinal so it was able to be ripped out and finessed. The boys bathroom will always be wild and the shit that happens in there can never be topped...
Student 1: Yo did you know it was Mike Carlson who stole the urinal from the bathroom?
Student 2: No way wtf the LSN bathroom is wild, how??!!!! Wait, isn't that the dude with a tard ass uncle too?
Student 1: Yea dude, he just took it and walked out of the building, and yea, he does have a tard ass uncle
Student 2: No way wtf the LSN bathroom is wild, how??!!!! Wait, isn't that the dude with a tard ass uncle too?
Student 1: Yea dude, he just took it and walked out of the building, and yea, he does have a tard ass uncle
by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020
Get the LSN bathroommug. University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.
I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.
by TurnM3Up November 8, 2020
Get the University of Alabama-Birminghammug. The idea that when one enrolls to the University of Oklahoma, they will start acting extremely stupid and unintelligent regardless of how intelligent they were in the past. It's most likely the Norman water but it could just be the environment at OU. Discovered by world renowned philosopher, Dr Naik.
Yea, Henry, Nick, and Neal all went to OU and now they all act like straight up dumbasses, I think it's the tard effect.
by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019
Get the tard effectmug. An activity that an avetard participates in 24/7. These dudes get baked on the daily and only think about the next time they will get high.
by TurnM3Up January 23, 2020
Get the smokemug. by TurnM3Up December 2, 2019
Get the nahmug.