Definitions by Turd Furgeson

Naffziger 

The biggest booty boot on the planet who trolls MARSOC websites thinking he's gonna be Ricky Recon and inpregnate every woman on the planet. But He's a boot, so this is scientifically impossible.

Naffziger, HAZE YOURSELF IN THE WATERS OF LAKE MINATONKA!

Naffziger by TURD FURGESON January 15, 2013

Dusty Wind Tunnel 

The act of farting in the womans mouth while receiving a rim job.

after using the bathroom, john received a rim job from sally in which he asked, "Sally are you ready for the breeze of the dusty wind tunnel?"

Dusty Wind Tunnel by Turd Furgeson October 6, 2007

HILF

Handicap I'd Like to Fuck

"Check out the HILF in the wheelchair. She'd Hot!"

HILF by Turd Furgeson January 19, 2006

yummy chettoes 

when a male/female spreads chettoes all over there partners pelvic region and then suck them dry

1.fred loves yummy cheetoes
2.i got some sweeet yummy chettoes last night from cyndy

yummy chettoes by turd furgeson March 29, 2004

turd furgeson 

when a penis is lodged in a ass hole while the other person is takin a dump.

1.he gave me a TURD FUGESON.
2.TURD FEGOSON is my favorite sex move

turd furgeson by turd furgeson March 29, 2004

scrumtrulecent 

something so extravagent and wonderful there is no other word to describe it!!!

The sunset was scrumtrulecent.

scrumtrulecent by Turd Furgeson October 24, 2003

AIM 

the program sent from hell. allows for conversation containing that which one may never say in real life, thus creating the fakest of fake relationships. Also is the source of savvy language so lame it is sad. (e.g. gtg my bff, jk but brb, i gtg rotf cuz lol im lmao now ttyl ttfn.)

aim can suck on it, long and hard

AIM by Turd Furgeson October 9, 2003