Turd Furgeson's definitions

HILF

Handicap I'd Like to Fuck

"Check out the HILF in the wheelchair. She'd Hot!"

by Turd Furgeson January 19, 2006

bumkanker

A soar that one get from ingesting tomatos through the lower GI system.

My bumkanker bursted while I was jumping over hurtles causing me to slip.

by Turd Furgeson September 26, 2003

AIM

the program sent from hell. allows for conversation containing that which one may never say in real life, thus creating the fakest of fake relationships. Also is the source of savvy language so lame it is sad. (e.g. gtg my bff, jk but brb, i gtg rotf cuz lol im lmao now ttyl ttfn.)

aim can suck on it, long and hard

by Turd Furgeson October 9, 2003

Naffziger

The biggest booty boot on the planet who trolls MARSOC websites thinking he's gonna be Ricky Recon and inpregnate every woman on the planet. But He's a boot, so this is scientifically impossible.

Naffziger, HAZE YOURSELF IN THE WATERS OF LAKE MINATONKA!

by TURD FURGESON January 15, 2013

yummy chettoes

when a male/female spreads chettoes all over there partners pelvic region and then suck them dry

1.fred loves yummy cheetoes
2.i got some sweeet yummy chettoes last night from cyndy

by turd furgeson March 29, 2004

scrumtrulecent

something so extravagent and wonderful there is no other word to describe it!!!

The sunset was scrumtrulecent.

by Turd Furgeson October 24, 2003

Dusty Wind Tunnel

The act of farting in the womans mouth while receiving a rim job.

after using the bathroom, john received a rim job from sally in which he asked, "Sally are you ready for the breeze of the dusty wind tunnel?"

by Turd Furgeson October 6, 2007