by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

A nonexistant word used only by the mentally retarded/southerners. They think it makes them sound exotic when they say it even though everyone else wants to cut their throat. Billy Williams, you are an ässhole.
by Turd Ferguson December 29, 2004

1. An idiot
2. Short word for nincompoop
3. Someone who is afraid of everything and has no courage; see pansy
2. Short word for nincompoop
3. Someone who is afraid of everything and has no courage; see pansy
by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

by Turd Ferguson November 02, 2003

Term used to described a person with no life, because they have dedicated it to their computer. Also likely to be homosexuals, with small weiners.
by Turd Ferguson April 02, 2005

Knock it off Copolla!
by Turd Ferguson January 26, 2004

Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.
by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004
