strudel

1. sharting
2. when you crisp and chaurpe comes out

That crisp was so nasty that I think I strudeled. Yeah... yeah... it's definitely wet and heavy.

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

Paseano

A nonexistant word used only by the mentally retarded/southerners. They think it makes them sound exotic when they say it even though everyone else wants to cut their throat. Billy Williams, you are an ässhole.

Billy Williams from Knightdale, NC - What's up paseano?
Random guy - You're fat

by Turd Ferguson December 29, 2004

Ninny

1. An idiot
2. Short word for nincompoop
3. Someone who is afraid of everything and has no courage; see pansy

You are such a little Ninny!

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

full

to have had enought to eat

the gerbil won't come out because he's had enough to eat

by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2003

buttology

The study of butt; a branch of biology.

Yo nigga, you feelin' my grill?

by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2004

stoled

past tense of stole, usually used by slack-jawed yokkles.

he done stoled my wheels!

by turd ferguson March 17, 2005

chaurpe

1. Shit
2. to deficate

If you don't pull this van over right now I will be forced to chaurpe on the cat!

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005