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gentleman of leisure

A man who makes his living off of prostitutes. A pimp, mack, or easy rider.
Cyrus styles hissself a gentleman of leisure but he nothin' but a low-down, raggedy-ass pimp, if you axe me.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
mugGet the gentleman of leisuremug.

ass Arab

A man who will travel a long way across many city blocks to follow a woman to enjoy the site of her buttocks moving beneath a tight skirt or pants. A voyeur.
Pepe followed that bitch down Broadway from Central Park all da way to Times Sqaure, man. That niggah a real ass Arab.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
mugGet the ass Arabmug.

Fanny Farmer

U.S. English, noun. A male who enjoys anal intercourse and/or analingus.

Noun (pejorative): A male homosexual.

Farmer, Fannie Merritt, 1857–1915, American cookbook author and teacher and writer on cookery, b. Boston. Director of the Boston Cooking School 1891-1902, after which she opened Miss Farmer's School of Cookery. Edited "The Boston Cooking School Cook Book" (1896), one of the best-known and most popular of American cookbooks, which sold 4-million copies through 1977.

Noun. A brand of chocolates and candies, named after the famous cookbook author Fanny Farmer, and sold through the eponymous candy store chain.
I just saw "Between the Cheeks 6". Man, oh man! T.T. Boy made like a real Fanny Farmer on that bitch's ass!
by Tunmy AuGratin March 1, 2006
mugGet the Fanny Farmermug.

ass chin

A fold of fat underneath the jaw line caused by an excess of body fat. Double chin.
"That fat muthafuckah has a humongous ass chin!"
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
mugGet the ass chinmug.

sloppy cunt

The female sexual organ whether excessively lubricated or filled with the detritus of a previous ejaculation during sequential intercourse; a wet vagina.
"I hate going to a whorehouse and banging away at some sloppy cunt," said Ranger Rick.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 27, 2006
mugGet the sloppy cuntmug.

oval orifice

1. The mouth, particularly that of one performing fellatio or oral intercourse. Coined circa 1998 due to President Bill Clinton's White House antics with Monica Lewinsky.

2. A joke name given to the office of POTUS (President of the United States) in the White House, during and after the Lewinsky scandal rocked the Clinton Administration.
She's a world champion fellatrix. A gold medal oval orifice.

Clinton's turned the White House into the Oval Orifice.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
mugGet the oval orificemug.

Ass crickets

Steady chirping sound emanating from crotch of pants by office worker sitting at desk after lunch trying unsuccessfully to sneak out a "silent but deadly" fart without surrounding cubicle mates taking notice as passed gas metabolizes itsef into a string of discrete and constant mini-farts.

The noise from a chain reactor fart.
Herbie thinks he's so cool, sitting there staring at his monitor, pretending to be working, all the while the ass crickets singing in his pants.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
mugGet the Ass cricketsmug.

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