Tuna Wanda's definitions

Portuguese

Another word for Portagee. (Both noun and adjective.)

Portuguese soup is a culinary delight. Eat some today!

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

socialist

A person who rejects the notion that all people are created equal, and supports the notion that all people must BECOME equal. The socialist proposes to enforce this equal outcome on society by giving all kids the same grades in school, and by taking money from people who have earned it and handing it to people who don't like to work.

In short, a democrat.

Hillary Clinton is a socialist who wants to raise your taxes and get as much money as possible from you, and give that money to illegal immigrants so they can live as well as you. Actually, the true outcome is, you live as badly as they do.

by Tuna Wanda June 10, 2005

spaghetti bender

An Italian. A Wop. A Dago. A Guinea.

Luigi can't stop shouting and waving his hands because he's a spaghetti bender.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

thunderjugs

Very large, impressive breasts. The kind you write home about.

Oh, sweety?

Yes, dear?

Don't look at that girl over there.

Where? Oh, wow, you mean the one with the thunderjugs?

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

by Tuna Wanda January 26, 2007

pew

A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.

Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.

I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

taco bender

A Mexican. A person of Mexican heritage living in the USA.

Rachel, I'd like you to meet Rico, my favorite taco bender.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005