Tuna Wanda's definitions

spaghetti bender

An Italian. A Wop. A Dago. A Guinea.

Luigi can't stop shouting and waving his hands because he's a spaghetti bender.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

schlockmeister

A purveyor of cheap, low-quality goods.

Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?

I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.

That Benny is a real schlockmeister!

by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

new age

An age when people who have had the marvelous blessings of living in a Judeo-Christian tradition, a free education, free libraries, and access to information, reject everything they have learned, and all of their common sense. They adopt the customs of people who live with cobras in the road, and pretend to believe in reincarnation. This leads to such preposterous principles as "meat is murder."

Who were you in your previous life, Rebekah?

Previous life?!! What do you think I am, a Hindu? A snake charmer? An ass-trologer? A New Age Yuppie? Come on, Rosemary, gimme a break!


New Age Yuppie: Don't take part in the rodeo! Meat is murder!

Cowboy: Get outta my way, you brainless New Age twerp! That steer sure as hell ain't MY grandpa!

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

snot nosed

Haughty, arrogant, demanding, and selfish. A typical trait of soccer moms and yuppies.

At the checkout line, a snot nosed soccer mom asked to cut in line because she had to pick up her brat at day care. I told her to bugger off.

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

flatulence

Euphemism for fart, blowing a binderfender, cutting a tile peeler.

Margie, when you have so much flatulence, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay home.

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

flopper stopper

A bra. Especially one for floppers or wobblyfloppers.

Sweetheart, let's go in here. I have to buy a new flopper stopper.

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

NOW

A national organization for bull dykes, diesel dykes, and radical feminists.

Don't open that door for me, you vile pig! I belong to NOW!

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005