pew

A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.

Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.

I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.

by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005

thunderjugs

Very large, impressive breasts. The kind you write home about.

Oh, sweety?

Yes, dear?

Don't look at that girl over there.

Where? Oh, wow, you mean the one with the thunderjugs?

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

skill

Talent or ability. Something employers do NOT want in a candidate. They want youth and perhaps an attractive appearance.

I spent 25 years developing my job skills, and can't find a job. The bosses only want inexperienced doofuses right out of college.

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

NOW

A national organization for bull dykes, diesel dykes, and radical feminists.

Don't open that door for me, you vile pig! I belong to NOW!

by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005

church key

A beer can opener. Unfortunately, use of this instrument has declined since the pop top appeared in the mid 1960s.

Lolly and Harriet are bringing the beer. Don't forget to bring a church key.

by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005

taco bender

A Mexican. A person of Mexican heritage living in the USA.

Rachel, I'd like you to meet Rico, my favorite taco bender.

by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005

banana hammock

An athletic supporter. A jock strap.

Very common since at least the 1950s.

What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?

I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.

by Tuna Wanda May 24, 2005