wobblyfloppers

Large breasts that wobble and flop when a woman walks.

Gee, Judy, these guys in the Black Elk Inn love to look at my flannel shirt.

Come on, Wanda, they're just gawking at your wobblyfloppers.

by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005

pew

A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.

Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.

I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.

by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005

church key

A beer can opener. Unfortunately, use of this instrument has declined since the pop top appeared in the mid 1960s.

Lolly and Harriet are bringing the beer. Don't forget to bring a church key.

by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005

day care brat

The offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who grows up in a day care center without learning discipline, manners, or courtesy.

That Madison is a real day care brat. All she does is whine and demand candy.

by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005

banana hammock

An athletic supporter. A jock strap.

Very common since at least the 1950s.

What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?

I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.

by Tuna Wanda May 24, 2005

martini

A drink made with gin, vermouth, and an olive. Named after Martinez, California.

The good old bartender at Sweeney's
Is known for his ale and free wienies.
But I find him uncouth
To gulp gin and vermouth,
Chill the glasses, and piddle Martinis.

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

Thunder Buns

An affectionate name for a lady or gentleman who lets a great many binderfenders and dead badgers.

A prodigious farter.

Who do you have for third period English?

Mrs. Sweeney.

Oh, wow, you have Old Thunder Buns? I wish I was in there with you! It's gonna be a gas!

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005