Tummy AuGratin's definitions

sperm bucket

Noun. (Perjorative) A sexually promiscuous woman who has multiple sequential partners, typically in a single night, which leaves her vagina full of semen.

"'Didn't that sperm bucket's mama ever teach her about a douche bag?' Gerald asked himself. 'She probably got one for Xmas from her Auntie Hoe and clutches it to her tits on a cold night as a hotwater bottle.'"

-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)

by Tummy Augratin August 14, 2006

Whore Corps

The cheerleading squad at a high school or college.

Nan's primarily qualification for college was she was a member of the whore corps. That narrowed it down to Texas A&M.

by Tummy AuGratin April 12, 2006

Beer ass

Large, fleshy or volumnious buttocks on a woman, attributed to her imbibing beer, malt beverages and other forms of strong waters.

Related term: Beer belly

Check out the beer ass on the tattoed broad near the bar! Whoah! That momma's hot!

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006

Pig wrestling

A dance, particularly one held in a town-hall or public space for the express purpose of promoting social intercourse, i.e., encouraging members of the opposite sex of a small town or rural area to meet one another. (northern New England usage)

I'm going pig wrestling Saturday night. I hope I get laid.

by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006

anal sleeve

A cylindrical device made out of a relatively soft though strong substance, usually surgical-grade plastic, worn in the anus, typically by a male homosexual whose rectum has sustained a large amount of wear & tear due to overuse.

See also: penis sleeve

"They say a pussy can stretch a mile but it won't crack an inch. Not so the asshole. Rock Hudson had to wear an anal sleeve for many years before his death."

-- Boze Hadleigh, 'Hollywood Babble On'

by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

Jew eat?

Compressed phrase that means "Did you eat?" often heard as "Jew eat?" by particularly sensitive and/or peculiarly paranoid people of the Jewish persuasion, especially when asked by a goy (non-Jew). "Jew eat?" syndrome was first exposed to mass culture by Woody Allen in his Oscar-winning film "Annie Hall" (1977).

Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to his calm friend Rob (Tony Roberts):

"You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, 'Did you eat yet or what?' And Tom Christie said, 'No, JEW?' Not 'Did you?'...JEW eat? JEW? You get it? JEW eat?"

-- Woody Allen, screenplay for "Annie Hall"

by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

Honey Bunz

Adjective. Slang term given to a bitch or hoe with a real fly booty.

Yo! Check out Little Miz Honey Bunz. That mothafuckah tuff!

by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006