A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.
"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"
"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."
"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009

From Television Rooting. Rooting for your favorite sports team on TV when you can't be at the game.
While trooting has no effect on team morale or energy, it is practiced religiously by fans in sports bars and living rooms everywhere. Trooting may also contain more profanity than ordinary rooting, depending on the venue.
While trooting has no effect on team morale or energy, it is practiced religiously by fans in sports bars and living rooms everywhere. Trooting may also contain more profanity than ordinary rooting, depending on the venue.
by Tuftskins May 01, 2009

Commercial country music. Not the classic stuff, but the twangy modern mass marketed country that's all about trucks, cowboy hats, etc.
Like rap music, every singer sounds the same and sings about the same stuff. Unlike rap, it's aimed at white people, or at least some white people.
Rap for hicks.
Like rap music, every singer sounds the same and sings about the same stuff. Unlike rap, it's aimed at white people, or at least some white people.
Rap for hicks.
It seemed like every truck stop Jamie stopped at between Minneapolis and Spokane was blaring cracker rap on the outside speakers.
by tuftskins January 19, 2010

Science supported by made up facts or fudged data. Junk science.
Man-caused Globull Warming and any "scientific studies" touted by late night infomercials are lie-ence.
The practitioners of lie-ence may be called lie-entists to distinguish them from other liars.
Man-caused Globull Warming and any "scientific studies" touted by late night infomercials are lie-ence.
The practitioners of lie-ence may be called lie-entists to distinguish them from other liars.
Bill: "Wow! This scientific study says Snake Oil will increase the size of my penis!"
Krystin: "Don't be a sucker. That sounds like lie-ence to me."
Krystin: "Don't be a sucker. That sounds like lie-ence to me."
by tuftskins December 09, 2009

A trailer for a movie with heavy use of explosions. The term "explosion trailer" is always preceded by a number indicating the amount of explosions.
Explosion trailers are light on serious dialogue and the audience is sometimes left wondering what the movie is about, other than explosions. The number of fourteen-year old boys who will see the movie increases exponentially with the number of explosions in the trailer.
Usually, a movie with an explosion trailer is not considered Oscar-worthy, unless it is for special effects. For the life of me, I can't recall an explosion trailer featuring Meryl Streep.
Explosion trailers are light on serious dialogue and the audience is sometimes left wondering what the movie is about, other than explosions. The number of fourteen-year old boys who will see the movie increases exponentially with the number of explosions in the trailer.
Usually, a movie with an explosion trailer is not considered Oscar-worthy, unless it is for special effects. For the life of me, I can't recall an explosion trailer featuring Meryl Streep.
After seeing the seven-explosion trailer for Timecop III, all the boys in Ms. Shull's 9th grade homeroom couldn't wait to see it.
by Tuftskins May 06, 2009

by Tuftskins April 29, 2009

The Federal Government. The politicians, lawyers, journalists, bureaucrats, lobbyists, and other hangers-on who parade in front of TV cameras, trying to make us think they really matter.
So named due the astounding preponderance of neckties worn by all involved.
So named due the astounding preponderance of neckties worn by all involved.
Big Bear: "Looks like the Necktie Cult wants to raise taxes again."
Heather: "Mmmm. Good thing we're tax rebels!"
Heather: "Mmmm. Good thing we're tax rebels!"
by tuftskins March 23, 2010
