Definitions by Tuftskins
rise in my Levi's
An erection. One does not have to be wearing Levi's when stating thus, or even own a pair. It just sounds cool to say it.
But if you are wearing purple corduroy's while you use this line, someone is likely to make fun of you.
But if you are wearing purple corduroy's while you use this line, someone is likely to make fun of you.
rise in my Levi's by Tuftskins May 2, 2009
Mexican breath mints
Hot Tamales candy or the generic version thereof. Used by stoners to mask the smell of their pot breath, and to alleviate the munchies at the same time.
Bob: Do you think mom will smell the marijuana on my breath?
Mike: I don't know man, better take some Mexican breath mints to be safe.
Mike: I don't know man, better take some Mexican breath mints to be safe.
Mexican breath mints by Tuftskins May 2, 2009
trooting
From Television Rooting. Rooting for your favorite sports team on TV when you can't be at the game.
While trooting has no effect on team morale or energy, it is practiced religiously by fans in sports bars and living rooms everywhere. Trooting may also contain more profanity than ordinary rooting, depending on the venue.
While trooting has no effect on team morale or energy, it is practiced religiously by fans in sports bars and living rooms everywhere. Trooting may also contain more profanity than ordinary rooting, depending on the venue.
skystinker
A fart released on an airplane in flight. Such flatulence is doubly rude due to the crowded confines of an airplane and well, rolling down the window just isn't an option.
The person releasing the ass gas can also be called a skystinker, although other derogatory names come to mind first.
The person releasing the ass gas can also be called a skystinker, although other derogatory names come to mind first.
skystinker by Tuftskins May 1, 2009
duck call
A very noisy, prolonged fart. It produces an artificial quacking noise similar to a hunter's duck call.
Such farts are produced by expelling a tremendous amount of gas quickly. They are uncomfortable, and do not attract ducks.
Such farts are produced by expelling a tremendous amount of gas quickly. They are uncomfortable, and do not attract ducks.
barkbag
A very noisy, irritating dog which barks incessantly, usually during hours when Dracula stalks, for any or no reason.
If that barkbag doesn't shut up, I'm calling the cops!
hippie strip
A striptease performed by a hippie chick.
That girl I picked up at the Phish show did this awesome hippie strip, then we fucked, got stoned, and fucked some more.
hippie strip by Tuftskins May 1, 2009