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Hot Tamales candy or the generic version thereof. Used by stoners to mask the smell of their pot breath, and to alleviate the munchies at the same time.
Bob: Do you think mom will smell the marijuana on my breath?
Mike: I don't know man, better take some Mexican breath mints to be safe.
Mike: I don't know man, better take some Mexican breath mints to be safe.
by Tuftskins May 2, 2009
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The person releasing the ass gas can also be called a skystinker, although other derogatory names come to mind first.
The person releasing the ass gas can also be called a skystinker, although other derogatory names come to mind first.
by Tuftskins May 1, 2009
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The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"
Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
by Tuftskins June 2, 2009
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So named due the astounding preponderance of neckties worn by all involved.
So named due the astounding preponderance of neckties worn by all involved.
Big Bear: "Looks like the Necktie Cult wants to raise taxes again."
Heather: "Mmmm. Good thing we're tax rebels!"
Heather: "Mmmm. Good thing we're tax rebels!"
by tuftskins March 23, 2010
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Man-caused Globull Warming and any "scientific studies" touted by late night infomercials are lie-ence.
The practitioners of lie-ence may be called lie-entists to distinguish them from other liars.
Man-caused Globull Warming and any "scientific studies" touted by late night infomercials are lie-ence.
The practitioners of lie-ence may be called lie-entists to distinguish them from other liars.
Bill: "Wow! This scientific study says Snake Oil will increase the size of my penis!"
Krystin: "Don't be a sucker. That sounds like lie-ence to me."
Krystin: "Don't be a sucker. That sounds like lie-ence to me."
by tuftskins December 9, 2009
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Upon realizing there was still $200,000 in the department's budget, bureaucrap Dan successfully arranged five seminars dealing with "Diversity in a Mid-Level Management Paradigm."
by Tuftskins April 29, 2009
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With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.
by tuftskins November 30, 2009
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