by Tuftskins April 29, 2009
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The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"
Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
by Tuftskins June 02, 2009
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The person releasing the ass gas can also be called a skystinker, although other derogatory names come to mind first.
The person releasing the ass gas can also be called a skystinker, although other derogatory names come to mind first.
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Globull Warming is a con game designed to make a few people rich with scare tactics. It's followers are a cult, and they are now at the Jonestown stage.
Globull Warming is a con game designed to make a few people rich with scare tactics. It's followers are a cult, and they are now at the Jonestown stage.
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But if you are wearing purple corduroy's while you use this line, someone is likely to make fun of you.
But if you are wearing purple corduroy's while you use this line, someone is likely to make fun of you.
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That girl I picked up at the Phish show did this awesome hippie strip, then we fucked, got stoned, and fucked some more.
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