dole-ups

home made cigarettes, roll-ups. but smoked by those on the dole, who find ready made ciggs rather pricey.
you on proper fags yet?

nah, still on me dole-ups
by TuBsy March 27, 2009
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jack daniels

A common, undignified Bourbon thats consumed mainly by chavs, townies and gangstas. who mix it with coke to mask the taste because they cant handle it, and they want to look 'ard infront of there 13 yr old girlfriends. becoming popular with underage chavs. but it also makes them easier to spot when the walk into your pub.
-a chav walks into a bar-

chav - nar nar, gimme JD and coke.
-barman removes shotgun from behind bar, and aims the barrel snugly between the pricks eyes-
barman - run, bitch....
by TuBsy February 17, 2005
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wray and nephews

the most hardcore spirit one can find in a local pub, mostly weatherspoon branches. not for pussies.
yo dude, i have no will to live, wanna get sum shots of wray?
by TuBsy February 17, 2005
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swinging monkeys

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.
"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"
by TuBsy February 17, 2005
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abs

A.B.S. , originally came from an acronym for a very strong plastic. (acrylamitrideButabeneStyrene) Is what your mobile fone is probably made out of.
try saying that 3 times fast!
by TuBsy March 01, 2005
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bifta

A spliff that uses more than one king skin, see fatties
check this bifta, its a 10 skin!, look look we can rest it on the dogs head, ahh look at him!
by TuBsy November 21, 2005
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bananas

Used as a codeword for biftas or fatties that can be used in the presence of parents or police officers without arising suspicionof what you really talking about. Could be used to make you mum think your eating heathily.
At a family dinner.
Brother- hey sis, had sum bananas last nite, fuckin brilliant.
Sister - cool, got sum left?
by TuBsy August 17, 2005
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