Mudduck

Some fucking asshole on the air running a non stop CB show on channel 19. He literally runs it 24 hours a day most likely on pre-recorded transmissions. Everybody all over America is getting these transmissions.

Did you hear mudduck today? Talking all that nonsense.

by Ttess1 October 12, 2022

White people seasoning

Salt. It's literally just fucking salt.

Bro don't go over to Eric's house for dinner. He uses "white people seasoning"

by Ttess1 September 09, 2023

Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

by Ttess1 September 04, 2023

Backyard kit car

When someone makes a car look like either another car or a more expensive model than what the car actually was originally.

Did you see that base model Ford f-150 with a king ranch interior? Yeah, it's a backyard kit car

by Ttess1 January 25, 2023

Retard balls

Where someone is retarded enough to do something that also takes balls to do.

Yo bro, did you see that crackhead climb the building and save the cat stuck up there? No ladder or anything. He's got retard balls

by Ttess1 December 24, 2021

Vanilla gorilla

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.

Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla

by Ttess1 December 10, 2023

Freebird physics

When the solo of freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd comes on, all physics become complete and total bullshit. You can do whatever you need to do.

Bro did you see that guy in the cop chase? A piece of shit civic just turned into a Corvette!

"Yeah dude, that's freebird physics"

by Ttess1 June 16, 2023