Tool

An insult given to a gullible, clueless, or easily persuaded individual. When used as a noun, a tool is simply an object that can make an impossible task possible. (i.e., removing a screw without a screwdriver)

For example:

Mary: “Pass me a tool, Sally.”

Sally: *Innocently picks up Jim and deposits him at Mary’s feet.*

by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009

Sick

Not to be confused with “ill”. “Sick” is a term applied to anything cool or desirable. One could also use “sick” in terms of expressing enthusiasm.

For example:

Jim: “I got you a pet monkey for Hanukah.”

Sally: “Sick!”

by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009

Owned

An expression of ownership. The phrase, “You got OWNED!” usually follows a particularly impressive insult or win. It is important to remember, however, that you cannot “own” an individual who has recently “owned” you. This will take away from the expression’s effectiveness and make you look like a tool.

For example:

Sally: “You got owned!”

Jim: *Gives Sally the finger*. “Now who owns who, huh?”

Sally: *Walks away, because Jim is obviously oblivious to the ownership rule*.

by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009

Dickwad

An individual whose dick becomes wadified. “Your dick is in a wad” is synonymous with “Your trousers are in a twist”. Could also be used insultingly to describe someone’s lack of masculinity, or the scrunched up appearance of one’s penis.

For example:

Sally: “Jerry’s such a dickwad.”

Jim: “Tell me about it. He’s shriveled.”

by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009

Diss

Taken from the word “disrespect”. To insult someone disrespectfully.

For example:

Jim: “Sally, you’re a whore.”

Sally: Don’t diss me, Jim. I’ll beat yo ass.”

by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009

Head

A circular object held aloft by the neck and shoulders, usually containing brains. The sentence, “give me head” can also be used when asking someone to suck on one’s penis. This is not a recommended course of action, however, and will most likely only result in the speaker’s own genital pain.

For example:

Jim: “Give me head. Now.”

Sally: “Who do you think you are, Kanye West?” *Kicks Jim in the eye*.

by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009

Sketchy

A word of which the true meaning is known only by the user. Can be used to describe either a shady event/location/person, or a cool event/location/person. Has also been used to express degrees of confusion.

For example:

Sally: “Jim’s acting sketchy as hell.”

Mary: “What do you mean? That word makes no sense.”

by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009