Troubledemon's definitions

Wrg Sext #

When a Cheating woman sexting her lover on the side punches the wrong phone # and sends it to another .

Guy-Hey I don't recognize this # with a text message.

Wife-Leme see that.

Message reads-Hey my bf is out of town again want to come over and play ?

Wife-Oh iam calling this bitch!

Guy-Hey I swear Thats a Wrg Sext #

by troubledemon March 1, 2010

Sheep

wool is used for a bunch of reasons

man 1-hey do you know what elephants use for tampons?

man 2-no what?

man1 - SHEEP

by troubledemon February 28, 2010

Cooter Snap

When having sex the woman thrusts her hips up and down real fast almost making a snapping sound .

Man-The next time we bang I want you to give me a whole bunch of those cooter snaps that was awesome!

by troubledemon February 25, 2010

The Z Spot

Just like the G spot only much better!

Man-Hey I made my girlfriend have multiple orgasms last night.

Man2-How did you do that?

Man-I went straight for the Z spot and Wow !

by Troubledemon February 25, 2010

Brain kick out of gear

This happens while doing something a person will totally forget what they are doing .

Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?

Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .

Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .

Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.

Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?

by troubledemon February 25, 2010

Hot Fix

describes a sexual desire that has been met

Man-Hey I got me a hot fix last night.

Man2-What did you do wash your hands in real hot water before jacking off?

Man-No I went to the bar and met a really good looking woman and we went back to my place and had sex all night.

Man2-That is a hot fix

by Troubledemon February 25, 2010

Got any erb ?

This is what a man says to his bro when he wants to get high

Man says -Hey you got any erb ?

bro- Just pulls out a bowl and they both get high!

by troubledemon February 24, 2010