Triple J's definitions

IKEA

IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold

Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

by Triple J May 1, 2005

Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

by Triple J May 4, 2005

Djya

Used instead of "Do You" by chavs and thugs, or anyone thick enough.

Thug: What djya fink om my van?

Chav: What djya fink om my at?

by Triple J May 1, 2005

Pike fish

Person with tall thin mohawk style hair.

The kinda hair you expect to see coming out of the water in Jaws.

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Death

One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA

You could die at IKEA

by Triple J May 1, 2005

guhufwyg

1. A cough and a sneeze at the same time...

2. Original name for a Wysiwyg untill they descovered its powers of deseption and imagary

1. Wait...wait...GUHUFWYG!!!*choke* *sniff*

by Triple J April 6, 2005

canada douche

A "Canada Douche" is someone that acts like an arrogant, boastful, self-centered jerk only while wearing a Canada Goose jacket. Furthermore, their perception is negatively hindered due to the fact that their Canada Goose jacket is expensive, which leads them to believe they are better than most people.

1) "Check out that Canada Douche posing in front of that mirror."

2) "Uggh, that couple has matching Canada Douche jackets!"

3) "That guy totally thinks he's better than everyone because of his outrageously expensive Canada Douche jacket."

by triple j December 24, 2012