Death

One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA

You could die at IKEA

by Triple J May 02, 2005

shnee

Usually used when not sure of what to say.

...........?......shnee.....

by Triple J April 21, 2005

shnee

A high pitched sound made by people being forced into a corner by a great lump of a bloke advancing on them in a threatening manner.

I'm gonna rip your eye's out!

SHNEE !!!

by Triple J April 06, 2005

Djya

Used instead of "Do You" by chavs and thugs, or anyone thick enough.

Thug: What djya fink om my van?

Chav: What djya fink om my at?

by Triple J May 02, 2005

Piggin\'

A mass eating frenzy

Wow! She\'s piggin\' it

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Kinder egg

...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!

Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!

DONT BUY ONE!!!

by Triple J April 27, 2005

Velcro Arse

A person who when they get up takes Half room with them attached to their clothing.

Laying or sitting on a bed or sofa, theres a sudden reason to get up, but getting up seems to be out of these peoples physical abilitys so they must shuffle there velcro arse along the sofa/bed taking the sheets and cusions along for the ride.

by Triple J August 31, 2005