Recapitated

Having ones head put back on. Usually only able to be done with zombies or in cartoons.
Hey, Steve was recapitated!
Nice to see you didn't completely lose your head!!!!
by Trent Kuver February 07, 2009
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Damnesia

Amnesia with Tourettes Syndrome added in. Swearing up a storm and not remembering why.
I don't know why I was swearing last night, must have been damnesia.
by Trent Kuver May 07, 2008
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Unscrewulator

A screwdriver or power drill. Something that removes screws.
To have been screwed and something happens to make that not so - Unscrewulated.
That thing was in there tight, good thing I had my unscrewulator!!
by Trent Kuver February 07, 2009
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Type your eyes off

A computer variation of "Talk your ears off." When someone types a very long e-mail or message in social forum going on about anyting and everything. Rambling on with the fingers.
Sorry for the long e-mail, I didn't mean to type your eyes off.
by Trent Kuver May 07, 2008
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Blabberfinger

1. Like a blabbermouth but online.
2. One who hears something and immediately tells everyone else via IM or E-mail.
3. Somebody who types a lot, says too much and the wrong thing.
Can you believe Jane told everyone what I said to her? I know, what a blabberfinger!
by Trent Kuver February 20, 2009
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Miragotage

A broken mirage, deliberately done, sabotaged mirage. When someone harshes on a fantasy or dream you may have.
Why did Sheila say that to me? Sure, it was a dream but it was my dream.
I know, that was pure miragotage.
by Trent Kuver February 07, 2009
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Funkoordinated

When your mind is in a chemical haze affecting your body to where it doesn't respond properly. Being in a funk that affects ones coordination.
After toking that killer reefer, I was so totally funkoordinated I fell down and bashed my noggin.
by Trent Kuver February 07, 2009
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