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dickdraft

The breeze we feel when our fly is unzipped. It indickates that we are flying low and should adjust our zipper north.
Blushing red red as a tall glass of beet-pomegranate juice, I caught a dickdraft as I spoke to a group of ladies who seemed smug about my presence. I gracefully handled by lowering my tshirt and excused my self.
by Treebonics May 11, 2016
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cuddle puddles

Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!

(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
by Treebonics June 9, 2018
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bingewad

A bingewad is like about a rack (1000$) or more designated for a worthy weekend or even weeklong drinking, smoking and maybe some popping and snorting party binge.
I came to bring the ruckus this weekend motherfuckers! Who’s with me! I done side-pocket a nice juicy BINGEWAD to fuck it up this weekend!! BYOB ! “Bring Your Own Bingewad” motherfuckers!!! 😂😂
by Treebonics December 1, 2019
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ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.
I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.
by Treebonics December 10, 2019
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Crezzy

Crazy from the Rez or Crazy on the Rez: CREZZY

This is a portmanteau using “crazy” and “rez” which is short for “Reserve”(Canada) or “Reservation”(USA), referring to villages and pieces of land governed and owned by the First Nations Native Americans.
I got all crezzy with my cousins when I went back home for fishing season but we sure had more fun than our babas.
by Treebonics January 31, 2018
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Jab

A quick cup of morning coffee to wake up and get alert. It uses boxing terminology so I guess in relation a triple espresso would be a super punch
"5 A.M. I'm gunna get a jab of coffee and get a move on."
by Treebonics July 29, 2016
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Puppydoggaluffugus

A puppy dog with an elephant trunk that calls like a lil’ baby elephant and runs around happy looking for people to feed it peanuts in the city.
There was a PUPPYDOGGALUFFUGUS swinging his trunk with glee at the water park today. Soooo cuute OMG !!
by Treebonics July 4, 2018
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