Definitions by Treebonics

fumivoid 

I dunno what it means but it sounds scientific.

The Pigeon flipped and flapped silver wings swirling the fumivoid.

fumivoid by Treebonics March 12, 2018

Crezzy 

Crazy from the Rez or Crazy on the Rez: CREZZY

This is a portmanteau using “crazy” and “rez” which is short for “Reserve”(Canada) or “Reservation”(USA), referring to villages and pieces of land governed and owned by the First Nations Native Americans.

I got all crezzy with my cousins when I went back home for fishing season but we sure had more fun than our babas.

Crezzy by Treebonics January 31, 2018

Pearl Rigamortis 

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

Pearl Rigamortis by Treebonics April 5, 2017

Hooerism 

(Hoo-Er-ism)

Hooerism is the prostitution element of tourism. It is the tourist attraction to local and international destination for the sex. It is play on the mix of the words "whore, hooer," and "tourism."

This is all hooerism....in this district...all these bars, these lights and sexy women, clubs and scene. These dudes come from all over the world for this variety of women...and they bring hella cash with them.

Hooerism by Treebonics April 5, 2017

poon ticker 

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol

His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.

poon ticker by Treebonics January 5, 2017

Gatsup 

Gatsup is the blood that pours from a bullet wound. It's the ketchup or catsup of gats.

That man got shot and spilled gatsup on his crispy white t.

Gatsup by Treebonics September 29, 2016

Shelfie 

A selfie taken on the shitter!

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!

Shelfie by Treebonics September 5, 2016