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ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.
I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.
by Treebonics December 10, 2019
mugGet the ship a packagemug.

fumivoid

I dunno what it means but it sounds scientific.
The Pigeon flipped and flapped silver wings swirling the fumivoid.
by Treebonics March 12, 2018
mugGet the fumivoidmug.

poon ticker

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol
His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.
by Treebonics January 5, 2017
mugGet the poon tickermug.

GASper

Person who turns white like Casper and gasps at rising gas prices.
The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.

Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”

Husband:

“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
by Treebonics June 9, 2018
mugGet the GASpermug.

bahlarious

“Bahlarious is something SO FUNNY being seen or read through Facebook or any media platform that makes the viewer respond by writing laughter starting with a “B” like they are busting out laughing on a keyboard...like ‘BAHHAHAHAH!’”
WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND?

Post: “Just took a pit stop at a rest area and I reached for a chocolate bar I thought Junior left melting in my backseat with my bare hands and it turned out be Janie’s leaked out diaper poo OMG EWWW so disgusting!! I need a Manicure!!”

(Friend responding) BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! That’s Bahlarious
by Treebonics June 30, 2019
mugGet the bahlariousmug.

naplap

A Naplap is a crotchdoze
Zambi took one last hit from the bong then “boom”.....bitch out like a lightbulb into a naplap on my Kakhis.
by Treebonics March 19, 2019
mugGet the naplapmug.

squirtpoles

Squirtpoles are sperm tadpoles because they eject-squirt in swimming masses from the urethra.
My squirtpoles ate shirt holes through my work clothes.
by Treebonics June 17, 2019
mugGet the squirtpolesmug.

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