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Wing bait

A female companion, typically attractive, used to lure in other females for her guy friend. Must be sure to flirt with other men, to assure other females that their relationship is strictly platonic.
Pauline was the best wing bait. Whenever Jaque brought her with him to the bar, he scored at least three numbers.
by Travis Urban November 28, 2009
mugGet the Wing baitmug.

winterlude

1. a relationship that only lasts through the winter months
2. the opposite of a summer fling.
"Is Trisha still with Andy?"
"no that was just a winterlude."
by Travis Urban January 24, 2007
mugGet the winterludemug.

chinese takeout

The act of taking off a used condom, tying it up, and placing it into your chick's purse so she'll find it the next morning.
"i give my girl chinese takeouts..it's my little way of saying thanks."
by Travis Urban August 2, 2006
mugGet the chinese takeoutmug.

London Fog

After fellatio, when the receiver shoots their load into their
partner's eyes so that they can't see.
This one time I really didn't want to return the favor to this girl,
so I gave her the London Fog and busted out of there.
by Travis Urban December 23, 2006
mugGet the London Fogmug.

lion

(verb) Running your fingers through your partner's hair durning vigorous making out causing a drastic increase in hair volume; thus causing the hair to take on the appearance of a lion's mane.
{Brian and Michele intensly making out on a futon}

Michele: BRIAN! I told you not to lion me! We are going to visit my parents later!

Brian: It's better than leaving a chinese takeout in your purse.
by Travis Urban October 18, 2008
mugGet the lionmug.

unlimited metro

a raunchy gutterslut who you can ride all day and go where ever you'd like for a cheap price (much like the NYC unlimited metro cards)
"suzie is always sleeping with a new boy..she's such an unlimited metro!"
by Travis Urban August 18, 2006
mugGet the unlimited metromug.

broomin' porcupines

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.
My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.
by Travis Urban May 14, 2006
mugGet the broomin' porcupinesmug.

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