Definitions by Trashist

Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

Man-spreading by Trashist January 12, 2017

Bari Sax 

Short for baritone saxophone. Great low brass/woodwind instrument. Also good for smoking barijuana.

Yo I have a bari sax, want to smoke some barijuana through it later?

Bari Sax by Trashist January 12, 2017

Double Chin 

The best, humorous thing you could do to your face.

I was taking a picture someone and he made most hilarious looking double chin.

Double Chin by Trashist January 12, 2017

New Year New Me 

I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.

Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!

New Year New Me by Trashist January 12, 2017

Trashist 

Someone who supports and practices in trash and people that claim to be trash.

I support trash and it's ways, this makes me a trashist.

Trashist by Trashist January 12, 2017

Shoulders Make Babies 

What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.

Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!

Shoulders Make Babies by Trashist January 11, 2017