New Year New Me

I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

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Bari Sax

Short for baritone saxophone. Great low brass/woodwind instrument. Also good for smoking barijuana.

Yo I have a bari sax, want to smoke some barijuana through it later?

by Trashist January 12, 2017

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The best, humorous thing you could do to your face.

I was taking a picture someone and he made most hilarious looking double chin.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

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by Trashist January 12, 2017

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Whenever something didn’t go your way it’s going going to be almost impossible to fully recover from.

Aw man, I heard that those two just broke up.. that’s a BIG OOF!

by Trashist May 24, 2018

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What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

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