Diet Pepsi

Diet Pepsi puts the die in diet.

Diet Pepsi tastes pretty terrible.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

BIG OOF

Whenever something didn’t go your way it’s going going to be almost impossible to fully recover from.

Aw man, I heard that those two just broke up.. that’s a BIG OOF!

by Trashist May 24, 2018

Trashist

Someone who supports and practices in trash and people that claim to be trash.

I support trash and it's ways, this makes me a trashist.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

Nub

(Noun) A small bump. Somethings that are usually referred to as nubs include, but are not limited to: A not fully erect penis; A small penis; a small bump on any person or thing.

Oh wow! Is that a nub in your pants!

by Trashist January 12, 2017

New Year New Me

I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.

Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!

by Trashist January 12, 2017

Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

by Trashist January 12, 2017