Transpolar Drift Stream's definitions

Chemical

1. Chemicals are pure substances that make up the universe. They can be benign (harmless) such as trihydrogenoxide or malevolent (harmful) such as dihydrogenoxide.

2. Pertaining to chemistry, the study of chemicals.

Your food is full of chemicals that might kill you.

There are chemicals in that battery.

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 19, 2011

Gerber Baby

An expletive used in place of a swear word around little children or by someone who is a prick and just won't conform to everybody's standards.

Silly Mom: You can't go tonight, and can you get that out of Jack's mouth?
John: ... Gerber Baby!!!

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011

Pigging out

Verb
Eating a TON of food, literally.

Dude 1: Were's Scooby and Shaggy?
Dude 2: In the kitchen, pigging out.

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011

guestimation

A guestimation is an entirely useless term that resides between guess and estimation.
Know>estimate>guess>unknown

Dude 1: My guestimation is about $1,500 for that car.
Dude 2: ?

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011

Desserting

Being a fatty and eating a lot of desert.
Eating desert

Sam was desserting with half a bucket of icecream. That disgusting bastard.

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011

STP

Standard Temperature and Pressure
It is used to describe a substance at....
Pressure: 1 atm; 760 mmHg; 101,300 pascals
Temperature: 0°C, 32 F, 273.15 K (kelvin)

It is often used to describe gasses.

The water was starting to freeze at STP.
At STP one mole of gas will occupy 22.4 liters.

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 19, 2011

Smarts

Smarts is something that intelligent people have.

ie. What's being exported to China.

Why does our government fail?
Because we've lost our smarts.

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 18, 2011