Definitions by Tracey

waff 

A womans fanny

Ooh - Ive got an itchy waff!

waff by Tracey August 29, 2003

turtle's head

The appearance of a turd out of the anus

Hurry up in there - Ive got a turtle's head!

turtle's head by Tracey August 29, 2003

Departure Lounge

The anus

Ive gotta go have a crap...it's in the departure lounge!

Departure Lounge by Tracey August 29, 2003

Biffin's Bridge 

The area between the vagina and the anus..cross if you dare!

Well it slipped out of the hole, across Biffin's Bridge and up the ante!

Biffin's Bridge by Tracey August 29, 2003

Cheeser 

A very square, cheesy person who constantly makes an arsehold of his/herself

God I wish he'd leave me alone...he's a right cheeser

Cheeser by Tracey August 29, 2003

mudflaps 

Unwashed clitoris

I went down there and it smelt like a bog!

mudflaps by Tracey August 29, 2003

fishy fanny 

A fish like smell eminating from a woman's vagina...usually due to using the wrong soap, commonly thought by men to be a unwashed fanny but what do they know!!

Nice lips but her waf stunk a bit fishy!

fishy fanny by Tracey August 29, 2003