Uncle Parker

Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis

I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.

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groin injury

“We’re gonna take an tv time out as #21 has suffered a groin injury”

by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019

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It makes you poop (go #2, make a boom boom etc.)

Caffeine and other stimulants are known to be good for you gut health (aka they make you poop)

by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019

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A blunt; as in buying a cigar with the intention of emptying the tobacco out and replacing it with marijuana.

“I got a bag of pot, let’s go to the corner store and roll a gar.”

by Totally Legal Alien November 25, 2022

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A woman who’s candy still tastes like dirt after you wash it off and eat it.

We call her sugar beet cause she’s like candy that you drop and wash off but still tastes like dirt.

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