Totally Legal Alien's definitions

Uncle Parker

Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis

I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.

by Totally Legal Alien April 26, 2017

gut health

It makes you poop (go #2, make a boom boom etc.)

Caffeine and other stimulants are known to be good for you gut health (aka they make you poop)

by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019

groin injury

An injury to your nut sack.

“We’re gonna take an tv time out as #21 has suffered a groin injury”

by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019

Gar

A blunt; as in buying a cigar with the intention of emptying the tobacco out and replacing it with marijuana.

“I got a bag of pot, let’s go to the corner store and roll a gar.”

by Totally Legal Alien November 25, 2022

Sugar Beet

A woman who’s candy still tastes like dirt after you wash it off and eat it.

We call her sugar beet cause she’s like candy that you drop and wash off but still tastes like dirt.

by Totally Legal Alien June 9, 2022