Tonythetiler 's definitions

mottocrossover

Big trick carried over from a previous sport

Raymond dam Tony how do you throw those one handed upside down mule kicks on a sailboard

Tony its easy it's a mottocrossover from my childhood BMX days

by Tonythetiler August 5, 2021

joystickin

Using your boyfriends penis for your own pleasure like a video game with a happy ending

Kat was using Tony’s bologna pony for her joystickin again

He smiles a lot

by Tonythetiler March 8, 2018

Smurfburn

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

etticatt overlay

Concious behavioral pattern mask used to hide underlying habits.

Its unfortunate that divorce people point out all the deviant behavior.Every man is a adolescent narcissistic impaired roman bust every woman is a borderline personality disorder Medusa and the reaching for straws hell they just throw out bipolar tic tacs.

Thats why people revere guys like Tony the Tiler the true creatures with chiseled faults pillars of intrinsic integrity who make character cool refuse to wear the etticatt overlay.

But he is a misogynist who seeks to denigrate women.

There you go again.

by Tonythetiler May 1, 2021

Marital aid

Marital aid earplugs

Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid

by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016

dishorderly conduct

The point of diminished returns hording

I can't find anything in the rats nest
So my life's choices lead to this conclusion.
I am guilty of dishorderly conduct.
I found myself in the maze I created holding on to things while I let myself go

by Tonythetiler December 19, 2021

hair fondue

Sperm in ladies hair-do

Meant to shoot one over the bow

Hair fondue instead

by Tonythetiler January 7, 2019