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sweetest plumb

Absolutely level on a wall.. Aka God in Masonic terms. Perpendicular to level on any plane connected to it.
Tony the tiler was always searching for it in vertical concrete walls. The map to the grail. Level off the wall, sweetest plumb.
Bob the Glazier saw God once in his protégé Pat the future Mason's shower.
He measured twice and said I can't believe it perfectly plumb. Omg I get to cut a glass door square once for Gods sake.
by Tonythetiler January 29, 2022
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Mason shit-show

One man mixing mortar in a Mason truck, then sliding hot load to grout pump, then
shooting caustic load thru shotcrete gun.
Tony the tiler doing it all vertical concrete and all. Following points in space fixing walls making plumb out of naughty twisted juniper wood framing.
He calls it sweetest plumb the point painted in Sistine Chapel. Man touching God, all man ever was at that moment, attempting perfection while ballancing on a scaffold.His master mason Ed Medley free of the burden in this life used to call it God. To see Tony the tiler obviously maxed out doing the toil of a Hottie Mason helper

One mason shit-show.

Level headed driven by plumb crazy.
by Tonythetiler January 29, 2022
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weird stick in the pile

Reverent word that captures the father-child relationship
Kat hit that age of enlightenment and was sporting that goth look. He saw thru that shadow outfit and saw his baby

Fingers and toes born in a car on a bridge between two states. He knew her light and nourished her spirit.
Her father Jonn raising her absolute free of the burden of joint custody came up with it. Timeless poetry uttered from a Logger no less.
John's immortal word

Kathy you always were the weird stick in the pile.
by Tonythetiler January 25, 2022
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noble queen

Earned respect to a woman who raises the bar for her gender. In a fat land of Karens she rocks a bikini. You don't see a tiara on her yet tells float around her from the little stars in grown mens heads.
She speaks with Snowwhite Voice and dwells her sentences in your story.
Selfless in her transactions she gives to all eye contact at least.
Kat Oh I love her. Everybody loves her. When you walk away from her you feel better. That Snowwhite voice and the peaceful beauty really raises the peasant.
She is with Tonythetiler now. He treats her like he saw God. Like some kinda trance.

Built her a 14 foot tall paper moon sculpture constructed from basalt rebar and shotcrete . She is a noble queen he had no choice. The laws of reciprocity and the loyalty pyramid fueld his masonic to do list.

Yeah well I hope my girlfriend never sees this, because she might demand I treat her like that.
by Tonythetiler January 24, 2022
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Disney Daddy

The guy with the sweetest plum.
Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice

Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.
Tony is the Disney daddy. He landed Kat
Aka sweetest plum. She has that snowwhite voice and rocks a bikini.
He is making up for lost time.

Nothing like seeing the dog from the shelter underdog all hellter shelter
Disney daddy you rock.
by Tonythetiler January 22, 2022
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Saying hello from the afterlife

With that flavor fave from the shared moments back in the day
Tony the tiler wrote so many definitions in Urban dictionary. Many used Kat in the definition, some she wrote and let him gleen. He set it up she gets a mug every valentine's day even if he passes first.
Romance all Patrick Swayze like
by Tonythetiler January 16, 2022
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Saying hello from the afterlife

With that flavor fave from the shared moments back in the day
Tony the tiler wrote so many definitions in Urban dictionary. Many used Kat in the definition, some she wrote and let him gleen. He set it up she gets a mug every valentine's day even if he passes first.
Romance all Patrick Swayse like
by Tonythetiler January 16, 2022
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