dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.
While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.
by tony August 18, 2004
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Sturbed

You been sturbed by disturbed_one
by Tony July 14, 2004
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home skillet

a scary ass ghetto ass nigga
an ebonic name for "friend or friendly acquaintance"
by tony June 26, 2006
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Godiva

The best damn chocolate company--ever. It may be expensive, but it's the finest quality of chocolate you'll ever taste. I recommend that you savor it for maximum enjoyment.
$2.00 for an espresso truffle?!?!! Oh well, it's from Godiva so it must be good.

*makes a tiny nibble*

...mmmm, this tastes just as good as when my boyfriend kisses me
by Tony July 17, 2006
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skoalgasim

The feeling you get when you take your first dip. Your head starts to spin, and you get light headed like a motherfucker. Usually resulting in a vomiting act.
The first dip I ever had reulted in a skoalgasim.
by Tony August 31, 2004
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popped a nugget

When pushing out a fart and accidentaly letting a small rounded chunk out shit escape with it.
Damn I'm gassy today...hang on gotta fart......awww shit I popped a nugget!!
by tony January 22, 2004
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