Definitions by Tony

BLORTH 

1.) The best of the best in American Football.

2.) A person who can easily make a joke and has a great sense of humor.

3.) A person who is highly optimistic.

Kat > No, I don't think that's possible.

Tony > Oh yeah it is, ya just gotta be flexible. ;)

BLORTH by Tony March 10, 2004

black album 

Metallica album released in 1991, it was officially self-titled, it was nicknamed "black album" after the completely dark black art cover. Metallica's most popular album, sold over 10 million copies.

the Black Album may have made them the biggest selling heavy metal band, but Master of Puppets is their best album in my opinion.

black album by Tony March 10, 2004

knee-grow 

the reason black people are so tall....because their knee-grows.

hey leroy, do you know why black people are so tall? because their knee-grows!

knee-grow by tony March 8, 2004

essai 

The way the mentally handicap (or differently abled) might spell the latino term "ese".

uhhh.... duuuhhhh... eye tink dat ese iz spelt e-s-s-a-i.

essai by Tony March 7, 2004

mork 

n. Slang. A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

NIGGA! Get yo mork ass outta bed!

mork by Tony March 6, 2004

jix 

(pronounced JICKS), 1. cute females furry bits, 2. warm wet love tunnel belonging to choppies.

Do you want to come over and shave my jix?
Feel how wet my jix is.

jix by Tony March 5, 2004

puppies 

(pronounced PUP-PEES), 1. reference to soft, large female breasts, 2.Sex tools that can be played with when choppy lets them out of their material cage.

Did you see those puppies, each one was a double hander.
He was able to slip it in right between her puppies to his delight.

puppies by Tony March 5, 2004