Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

brotaco

A term used to refer to a person who needs to explain themselves or calm down. Has its roots in bro, a term used to informally indicate a person generally thought of as a dude or guy.

Alternately, a bro-oriented term of endearment.

Notes for usage:

* May only be used when speaking directly to the intended brotaco. It is incorrect to say, "So-and-so is a brotaco."

* No articles may precede the term. Nobody is ever "a brotaco." They are merely "brotaco."

1) Whoa there, brotaco, you'd better ease up on the old gas pedal, there.
2) You're right about that one, brotaco.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters January 20, 2011

Duplipussy

A beauteous deformity in which the area where the vagina normally resides is instead inhabited by two vaginas, parallel to each other.

I went down on your mom and she had a duplipussy. I was so happy I called up some friends and we did some DVDA.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

Ruffian

A miscreant; a lout; a wastrel.

*Gasp!* The impudence of that ruffian!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters August 25, 2003

slsk

The abbreviation for soulseek. Only used by 1337 hipsters.

DL pr0n 0n slsk, b01!!!!!11

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 11, 2003

swirlie

1) A childish form of punishment; see above.
2) A tantalizing method of analingus. Requires precise dexterity of the tongue but success is often duly rewarded.

1) That fucking prick gave me a swirlie and ruined my hairdo! Fuck that!
2) Mmm...I did the swirlie to my girl and her pussy melted off.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 17, 2003

Pooty Pooty Pie Pie

A general term of disgust; often used in hate mail.

Yore a bitchpuppy and i haet you! Pooty pooty pie pie yew fukkin hore head!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

Flaming Asshole

What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.

Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003