Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

Dweezle

A complete and total wastrel; an emaciated douchebag who says asinine things; a fucking asshole.

My roommate is such a dweezle we have decided to call him Dweezle. Because he fucking sucks.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

Glue

A cheap high; often discovered in middle school.

Boy 1 - "Hey, Sherman, what's wrong with you?"
Boy 2 - "GGNGnggNNGGO! GLU! GLU! URgggRRGGgg..." *passes out*

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

Flaming Asshole

What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.

Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

penile cavity

The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.

Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freaked me out so much my weenus shrunk into itself, forming a penile cavity.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 8, 2003

flesh

Nummy meat.

Your flesh looks appetizing, Clarice.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

swirlie

1) A childish form of punishment; see above.
2) A tantalizing method of analingus. Requires precise dexterity of the tongue but success is often duly rewarded.

1) That fucking prick gave me a swirlie and ruined my hairdo! Fuck that!
2) Mmm...I did the swirlie to my girl and her pussy melted off.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 17, 2003

Pooty Pooty Pie Pie

A general term of disgust; often used in hate mail.

Yore a bitchpuppy and i haet you! Pooty pooty pie pie yew fukkin hore head!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003