Pentipenis

A disturbing birth defect in which the infant has five penii instead of fingers for his right hand.

1--That kid fucked six chicks at the same time, d00d!
2--How is that possible?
1--He has a pentipenis!
2--Man, that's obvious. I'm fucking dumb.
1--Yeah, you really are.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

Ur

What people too lazy to type four letters type when they speak on AIM.

OMG then he wuz liek "Ur so fagit!!!1"

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 17, 2003

Tonload

A bunchalot.

I was gonna fuck your mom, but she had a tonload of crabs.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

h8

A very undesirable emotion; not cool to have.

Don't h8!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2003

Dweezle

A complete and total wastrel; an emaciated douchebag who says asinine things; a fucking asshole.

My roommate is such a dweezle we have decided to call him Dweezle. Because he fucking sucks.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 05, 2003

The United St8s of Amer8ca

A wonderful, beautiful land free of all h8.

Man, the United St8s of America sure is gr8!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 05, 2003

Glue

A cheap high; often discovered in middle school.

Boy 1 - "Hey, Sherman, what's wrong with you?"
Boy 2 - "GGNGnggNNGGO! GLU! GLU! URgggRRGGgg..." *passes out*

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003