Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

rapscallion

A charlatan; a slumgullion; a grifter.

That rapscallion assaulted me in the alleyway and attempted to throttle me! Arrest that slumgullion!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters August 25, 2003

Ur

What people too lazy to type four letters type when they speak on AIM.

OMG then he wuz liek "Ur so fagit!!!1"

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 17, 2003

the

1) A word that is nearly impossible not to include in its own definition.
2) A li'l piece of shit of a word.

1) Poop - the excrement of the booty.
2) Dude, the is the crappiest word ever.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

monoboob

The unfortunate (but often hilarious) result of a busty woman fitting herself into a swimsuit too small for her body. The suit's tight fabric crushes her breasts together, creating a single, enormous boob in the center of her chest.

D00d, that chick's monoboob is outta control! She looks like a boobclops.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters January 23, 2005

Pubes

Horrible, horrible hair that falls out every six months according to a biological clock.

Fuck, dude, you have pubes in your teeth! You are truly a disgusting individual!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

(^-^)

*The* happy emoticon for anime fans.

(Note: It is unacceptable to use this particular emoticon unless you are:
1: being ironic
2: an anime fan
3: a Japanese female under the age of fourteen)

AZNGrrl3952: I got such a special Hello Kitty bag I got today! (^-^)
ILuvJapan693248: lolol (^-^)

by Tommy Wommy Womsters March 26, 2005

nipple

A li'l nublet of flesh that is potentially stimulating when nibbled upon or pinched lightly.

Ooh, baby, your nipples are so erogenous. Allow me to pinch or nibble them, please.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003