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Definitions by Tommy Vercetti

The arabic gift that keeps on giving.
"Yay anthrax!"
"Horray"
"anthrax"
"anthrax"
"anthrax"
"jimmi"
anthrax by Tommy Vercetti February 4, 2005
A term given to a group with the immense persuasion and weaponry power of the Nazis and the perfect organization skills of the Mafia.
"I was about to pummble Jimmy the other day when i found out he had ties with the Nafia"
"Hey look! Theres a Sale on butterscotch krimpets!"
"Butterscotch Kripets are god!"
Nafia by Tommy Vercetti October 17, 2004
A seemingly cute, loveable, and adorable animal until it revolts and kills us all!
RABBITS by Tommy Vercetti June 27, 2004
Some purple dinosaur that we hope soon catches on fire gets saved and then shot three times gets saved and then we just cut the mofo's head off and feed it to the rottweillers outside the studio. Then the kids start cheering and kick cremate the rest of his fucking body!
Barney is on fire! YAY!
Barney by Tommy Vercetti June 1, 2004

Rejected U.S. Army slogans

"Kill All That You Can Kill"
"Shower With Men"
"Knock Up Foreign Broads"
"All The Grits You Can Eat"
"Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler"
"Purple Hearts = Free Beers At Hooters"
"Whimsical And Human, Just Like M*A*S*H"
"Cubicles Are For Wusses"
"Napalm Means Serious BBQ"
"Over 1,000,000 Sheared, Beaten, And Worked Into A Sub-Human Fury!"
"Totally Beefcake and Proud of It"
"Beat Up Sailors"
"We Won't Screw Your Mind Up As Bad As The Marines Will"
"Kicking Nazi Tail Since 1942"
"Don''t Ask, Don''t Tell, Don''t Accessorize"
“Risk Your Life for Freedoms No One Appreciates!"
"Play Doom… For Real!"
"Sure Beats Learnin'!"
"Because Terminators Are Real"
Because Terminators are real

The Sims 

Guy 1: Hey, Dude! I'm makin' these two chicks have sex.

Guy 2: Dude, I made two guys do it yesterday.

Guy 1: Get the hell away from me.
The Sims by Tommy Vercetti April 24, 2004