The Sims

You can finally control people.

Guy 1: Hey, Dude! I'm makin' these two chicks have sex.

Guy 2: Dude, I made two guys do it yesterday.

Guy 1: Get the hell away from me.

by Tommy Vercetti April 24, 2004

Rejected U.S. Army slogans

"Kill All That You Can Kill"
"Shower With Men"
"Knock Up Foreign Broads"
"All The Grits You Can Eat"
"Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler"
"Purple Hearts = Free Beers At Hooters"
"Whimsical And Human, Just Like M*A*S*H"
"Cubicles Are For Wusses"
"Napalm Means Serious BBQ"
"Over 1,000,000 Sheared, Beaten, And Worked Into A Sub-Human Fury!"
"Totally Beefcake and Proud of It"
"Beat Up Sailors"
"We Won't Screw Your Mind Up As Bad As The Marines Will"
"Kicking Nazi Tail Since 1942"
"Don''t Ask, Don''t Tell, Don''t Accessorize"
“Risk Your Life for Freedoms No One Appreciates!"
"Play Doom… For Real!"
"Sure Beats Learnin'!"
"Because Terminators Are Real"

Because Terminators are real

by Tommy Vercetti May 21, 2004

anthrax

The arabic gift that keeps on giving.

"Yay anthrax!"
"Horray"
"anthrax"
"anthrax"
"anthrax"
"jimmi"

by Tommy Vercetti February 4, 2005

splints

a bastard

Don't fuck with Splints!

by Tommy Vercetti January 9, 2004

grand theft auto vice city

best game on PS2 i've ever played!

hijackings, killings,shootings,stealings,smuggling

I did ya wife...ya poor bastard!

by Tommy Vercetti February 4, 2004

RABBITS

A seemingly cute, loveable, and adorable animal until it revolts and kills us all!

Die, rabbit, die!

by Tommy Vercetti June 27, 2004

Horse's ass

The President of the united states since 2000

Also see: idiot

by Tommy Vercetti April 24, 2004