Definitions by TomKVideo
conquest pound
When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.
Usually used after two to three light beers.
Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Usually used after two to three light beers.
Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
conquest pound by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
Rescue Balls
Rescue Balls by TomKVideo March 24, 2009
Chaos Theory
Chaos Theory by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
musketfucked
A term in a first-person shooter, when you suprise someone from around the corner and lay into them with a shotgun at point bank range.
musketfucked by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
B.W.A.R.
Beyondshafted
When a person is so fucked over, thrown under the bus extremely hard, or emotionally drained in a fierce fashion that requires transcendence.
Guy 1: "Jeff got drunk at the party, puked on the foreign girl, passed out, and those skater kids drew a dick on the siding outside of his house."
Guy 2: "Beyondshafted."
Guy 2: "Beyondshafted."
Beyondshafted by TomKVideo January 3, 2009