McDonald's Rule

The ability to drink alcohol and eat lunchtime foods anytime after 10:30 AM, because McDonald's starts serving lunch.
Mark: Dude, are you drinking?

Danny: Yeah.

Mark: It's 10:45 in the morning.

Danny: McDonald's Rule.
by TomKVideo February 26, 2010
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sex college

the lessons that experienced girl in high school taught you.
Everything I had when I got to school here as a freshman, I have to thank Sarah K. for, because she took me to sex college.
by TomKVideo April 14, 2010
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Hey, you should come over

The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.
*ring*

Guy: Hello?

Girl: Hey, you should come over.
by TomKVideo December 09, 2008
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Yengz

Abbreviated spelling and pronounciation for ordering a Yuengling beer in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene.
by TomKVideo April 14, 2010
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Wal-Mart

Verb:

To "Wal-Mart" a bitch. When a man rushes in, fucks with the bike section, and gets out.
Guy 1: That chick needs a limp in her step.

Guy 2: I would so Wal-Mart that bitch.

Guy 1: Wreck that bike section.
by TomKVideo December 08, 2008
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Kinko's

A great place to go to get a poster or banner sized blown up picture of your roommate's girlfriend sucking your dick.
Guy 1: "I'm going to Kinko's. I've got a poster to make before Thursday."

Guy 2: "Art project?"

Guy 1: "My roommates birthday. His girl and I got him a gift."
by TomKVideo September 29, 2009
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conquest pound

When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.

Usually used after two to three light beers.

Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
by TomKVideo August 03, 2009
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