TomKVideo's definitions

noogie sex

When a girl is riding on top, give her a noogie just as she's about to come.

"Oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, ah, AH"

"NOOGIE SEX!"

*girls walks out of apartment*

by TomKVideo February 28, 2010

bonerdox

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.

Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.

by TomKVideo December 8, 2009

Rescue Balls

Testicles so massive they could be used as a flotation device and can save lives.

Seth is drowning Brian! Pull off your pants! RESCUE BALLS!

by TomKVideo March 24, 2009

Chaos Theory

A cool way to call bullshit.

"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

musketfucked

A term in a first-person shooter, when you suprise someone from around the corner and lay into them with a shotgun at point bank range.

"Hi, good morning. See that helmet with brains in it? I musketfucked Chris like 30 seconds ago."

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

Wal-Mart

Verb:

To "Wal-Mart" a bitch. When a man rushes in, fucks with the bike section, and gets out.

Guy 1: That chick needs a limp in her step.

Guy 2: I would so Wal-Mart that bitch.

Guy 1: Wreck that bike section.

by TomKVideo December 17, 2008

Red Sea

Verb.

When in the bed room -- the man parts the legs of the woman to prepare for fornication in an epic fashion.

And Jerry did Red Sea that skank -- and it was good.

by TomKVideo December 9, 2008