freakjacker

A dude who likes to whack it off to the really obscure shit in private.

So, according to Phil's internet history, he was looking for Jane Jetson, nipple-less girls, and salmon. All in the same 4 minutes. Freakjacker.

by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

Rescue Balls

Testicles so massive they could be used as a flotation device and can save lives.

Seth is drowning Brian! Pull off your pants! RESCUE BALLS!

by TomKVideo March 24, 2009

Hey, you should come over

The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.

*ring*

Guy: Hello?

Girl: Hey, you should come over.

by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

Red Sea

Verb.

When in the bed room -- the man parts the legs of the woman to prepare for fornication in an epic fashion.

And Jerry did Red Sea that skank -- and it was good.

by TomKVideo December 09, 2008

Dick-housed

To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.

(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)

"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."

by TomKVideo January 03, 2009

Thursday

Friday for most college students.

"Let's go to the bar, it's Thursday. Fuck Friday classes."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Facebook News

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

by TomKVideo January 03, 2009