Definitions by TomKVideo
tattoo space
The certain amount of size or area necessary for a tasteful tattoo. Varies due to size of person and placement on body. Anything larger than 6x6 inches goes past aforementioned area and becomes abuse of space.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this ribcage tattoo I got of a rib cage!
Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?
Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.
Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.
Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?
Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.
Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.
tattoo space by TomKVideo September 30, 2009
hipster chick
So I met this hipster chick at the bar last night. She was blowing me off until I brought up Passion Pit and The National. Then she was just blowing me.
hipster chick by TomKVideo September 29, 2009
Jesus finish
When you come on a chicks tits when she is wearing some sort of crucifix. Bonus points if she licks it off the crucifix. Double bonus if it's on a Sunday.
Jesus finish by TomKVideo September 29, 2009
Kinko's
A great place to go to get a poster or banner sized blown up picture of your roommate's girlfriend sucking your dick.
Guy 1: "I'm going to Kinko's. I've got a poster to make before Thursday."
Guy 2: "Art project?"
Guy 1: "My roommates birthday. His girl and I got him a gift."
Guy 2: "Art project?"
Guy 1: "My roommates birthday. His girl and I got him a gift."
bacon ride-along
"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."
bacon ride-along by TomKVideo August 27, 2009