TomKVideo's definitions

playing the crane game

When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.

See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she's ready for playing the crane game.

by TomKVideo December 17, 2008

Im going to the bathroom

Man code for "I'm going to fuck that guys girlfriend real quick."

"Im going to the bathroom real quick."

by TomKVideo December 30, 2008

preppyfag

The preppy guy at the party who gets drunk first and starts hugging all the guys but none of the girls.

Look, dude, look. That preppyfag. I think he fell out of the mall.

by TomKVideo August 3, 2009

bacon ride-along

When a chick is fucking a cop.

"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

noogie sex

When a girl is riding on top, give her a noogie just as she's about to come.

"Oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, ah, AH"

"NOOGIE SEX!"

*girls walks out of apartment*

by TomKVideo February 28, 2010

shoe shopping

Verb: To look for pussy.

To be used prior to "nice shoes"

We need to go shoe shopping at the bar.

by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

Rifiki

When a man comes on a woman's face, and uses it to draw a line on her forehead with his thumb.

So since her room was full of Disney crap, when I finished I gave her the rifiki.

by TomKVideo October 5, 2009