TomKVideo's definitions
When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.
Usually used after two to three light beers.
Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Usually used after two to three light beers.
Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
Get the conquest poundmug. A term in a first-person shooter, when you suprise someone from around the corner and lay into them with a shotgun at point bank range.
by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
Get the musketfuckedmug. A sexual position, in which the male stands atop a dresser or some piece of furniture as a wrestler would perch hisself on a turn buckle.
Then, while fully erect -- he frog splashes in and onto the woman.
Then, while fully erect -- he frog splashes in and onto the woman.
by TomKVideo December 29, 2008
Get the Bomb Fuckmug. The preppy guy at the party who gets drunk first and starts hugging all the guys but none of the girls.
by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
Get the preppyfagmug. Verb.
When in the bed room -- the man parts the legs of the woman to prepare for fornication in an epic fashion.
When in the bed room -- the man parts the legs of the woman to prepare for fornication in an epic fashion.
by TomKVideo December 9, 2008
Get the Red Seamug. by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
Get the Chaos Theorymug.