TomKVideo's definitions

Kinko's

A great place to go to get a poster or banner sized blown up picture of your roommate's girlfriend sucking your dick.

Guy 1: "I'm going to Kinko's. I've got a poster to make before Thursday."

Guy 2: "Art project?"

Guy 1: "My roommates birthday. His girl and I got him a gift."

by TomKVideo September 29, 2009

tattoo space

The certain amount of size or area necessary for a tasteful tattoo. Varies due to size of person and placement on body. Anything larger than 6x6 inches goes past aforementioned area and becomes abuse of space.

Guy 1: Dude, check out this ribcage tattoo I got of a rib cage!

Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?

Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.

Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.

by TomKVideo September 30, 2009

Rifiki

When a man comes on a woman's face, and uses it to draw a line on her forehead with his thumb.

So since her room was full of Disney crap, when I finished I gave her the rifiki.

by TomKVideo October 5, 2009

freakjacker

A dude who likes to whack it off to the really obscure shit in private.

So, according to Phil's internet history, he was looking for Jane Jetson, nipple-less girls, and salmon. All in the same 4 minutes. Freakjacker.

by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

sex college

the lessons that experienced girl in high school taught you.

Everything I had when I got to school here as a freshman, I have to thank Sarah K. for, because she took me to sex college.

by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

Yengz

Abbreviated spelling and pronounciation for ordering a Yuengling beer in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene.

Hey, hey, hey! Two yengz!?

by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

McDonald's Rule

The ability to drink alcohol and eat lunchtime foods anytime after 10:30 AM, because McDonald's starts serving lunch.

Mark: Dude, are you drinking?

Danny: Yeah.

Mark: It's 10:45 in the morning.

Danny: McDonald's Rule.

by TomKVideo February 25, 2010