I will punch you in the tits

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

Thursday

Friday for most college students.

"Let's go to the bar, it's Thursday. Fuck Friday classes."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Chaos Theory

A cool way to call bullshit.

"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

bonerdox

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.

Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.

by TomKVideo December 08, 2009

GTFO'd

Past Tense...

Got The Fuck Out

past tense of GTFO

It was the fifth day at the in-laws house, so I snapped and GTFO'd.

by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

bacon ride-along

When a chick is fucking a cop.

"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Rifiki

When a man comes on a woman's face, and uses it to draw a line on her forehead with his thumb.

So since her room was full of Disney crap, when I finished I gave her the rifiki.

by TomKVideo October 05, 2009