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When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.
Usually used after two to three light beers.
Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Usually used after two to three light beers.
Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
Get the conquest pound mug.Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex.
by TomKVideo December 29, 2008
Get the deer haunches mug.So I met this hipster chick at the bar last night. She was blowing me off until I brought up Passion Pit and The National. Then she was just blowing me.
by TomKVideo September 29, 2009
Get the hipster chick mug.The certain amount of size or area necessary for a tasteful tattoo. Varies due to size of person and placement on body. Anything larger than 6x6 inches goes past aforementioned area and becomes abuse of space.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this ribcage tattoo I got of a rib cage!
Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?
Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.
Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.
Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?
Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.
Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.
by TomKVideo September 30, 2009
Get the tattoo space mug.To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.
(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."
by TomKVideo January 3, 2009
Get the Dick-housed mug.When a person is so fucked over, thrown under the bus extremely hard, or emotionally drained in a fierce fashion that requires transcendence.
Guy 1: "Jeff got drunk at the party, puked on the foreign girl, passed out, and those skater kids drew a dick on the siding outside of his house."
Guy 2: "Beyondshafted."
Guy 2: "Beyondshafted."
by TomKVideo January 3, 2009
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