Definitions by TomKVideo

shoe shopping 

Verb: To look for pussy.

To be used prior to "nice shoes"

We need to go shoe shopping at the bar.

shoe shopping by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

Hey, you should come over 

The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.

*ring*

Guy: Hello?

Girl: Hey, you should come over.

Hey, you should come over by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

Wal-Mart 

Verb:

To "Wal-Mart" a bitch. When a man rushes in, fucks with the bike section, and gets out.

Guy 1: That chick needs a limp in her step.

Guy 2: I would so Wal-Mart that bitch.

Guy 1: Wreck that bike section.

Wal-Mart by TomKVideo December 17, 2008

playing the crane game

When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.

See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she's ready for playing the crane game.

playing the crane game by TomKVideo December 17, 2008

Red Sea 

Verb.

When in the bed room -- the man parts the legs of the woman to prepare for fornication in an epic fashion.

And Jerry did Red Sea that skank -- and it was good.

Red Sea by TomKVideo December 9, 2008

Bury The Potato 

Verb.

To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.

Alison and Ben went off somewhere. Ten bucks says he's trying to bury the potato.

Bury The Potato by TomKVideo December 9, 2008