Jesus finish

When you come on a chicks tits when she is wearing some sort of crucifix. Bonus points if she licks it off the crucifix. Double bonus if it's on a Sunday.

Give her the Jesus finish. But wait until after midnight so it can be Sunday.

by TomKVideo September 29, 2009

GTFO'd

Past Tense...

Got The Fuck Out

past tense of GTFO

It was the fifth day at the in-laws house, so I snapped and GTFO'd.

by TomKVideo December 28, 2008

bonerdox

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.

Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.

by TomKVideo December 08, 2009

musketfucked

A term in a first-person shooter, when you suprise someone from around the corner and lay into them with a shotgun at point bank range.

"Hi, good morning. See that helmet with brains in it? I musketfucked Chris like 30 seconds ago."

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

tattoo space

The certain amount of size or area necessary for a tasteful tattoo. Varies due to size of person and placement on body. Anything larger than 6x6 inches goes past aforementioned area and becomes abuse of space.

Guy 1: Dude, check out this ribcage tattoo I got of a rib cage!

Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?

Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.

Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.

by TomKVideo September 30, 2009

Beyondshafted

When a person is so fucked over, thrown under the bus extremely hard, or emotionally drained in a fierce fashion that requires transcendence.

Guy 1: "Jeff got drunk at the party, puked on the foreign girl, passed out, and those skater kids drew a dick on the siding outside of his house."

Guy 2: "Beyondshafted."

by TomKVideo January 03, 2009