34 definitions by TomKVideo
by TomKVideo December 29, 2009
When you come on a chicks tits when she is wearing some sort of crucifix. Bonus points if she licks it off the crucifix. Double bonus if it's on a Sunday.
by TomKVideo September 29, 2009
Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex.
by TomKVideo December 29, 2009
A great place to go to get a poster or banner sized blown up picture of your roommate's girlfriend sucking your dick.
Guy 1: "I'm going to Kinko's. I've got a poster to make before Thursday."
Guy 2: "Art project?"
Guy 1: "My roommates birthday. His girl and I got him a gift."
Guy 2: "Art project?"
Guy 1: "My roommates birthday. His girl and I got him a gift."
by TomKVideo September 29, 2009
When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.
Usually used after two to three light beers.
Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Usually used after two to three light beers.
Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
So, according to Phil's internet history, he was looking for Jane Jetson, nipple-less girls, and salmon. All in the same 4 minutes. Freakjacker.
by TomKVideo April 14, 2010