TomKVideo's definitions

shoe shopping

Verb: To look for pussy.

To be used prior to "nice shoes"

We need to go shoe shopping at the bar.

by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

noogie sex

When a girl is riding on top, give her a noogie just as she's about to come.

"Oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, ah, AH"

"NOOGIE SEX!"

*girls walks out of apartment*

by TomKVideo February 28, 2010

deer haunches

Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex.

Sarah is rocking those fucking deer haunches.

by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

tattoo space

The certain amount of size or area necessary for a tasteful tattoo. Varies due to size of person and placement on body. Anything larger than 6x6 inches goes past aforementioned area and becomes abuse of space.

Guy 1: Dude, check out this ribcage tattoo I got of a rib cage!

Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?

Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.

Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.

by TomKVideo September 30, 2009

Beyondshafted

When a person is so fucked over, thrown under the bus extremely hard, or emotionally drained in a fierce fashion that requires transcendence.

Guy 1: "Jeff got drunk at the party, puked on the foreign girl, passed out, and those skater kids drew a dick on the siding outside of his house."

Guy 2: "Beyondshafted."

by TomKVideo January 3, 2009

Hey, you should come over

The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.

*ring*

Guy: Hello?

Girl: Hey, you should come over.

by TomKVideo December 18, 2008