Definitions by Tom the Ninja
El Chupacabra
A giant goat-blood sucking monster. It is sometimes called the Mexican bigfoot. He is slightly related to Vampires. It happens because of beastiality. dont let it happen to you!(if youre a vampire. like me.)
El Chupacabras are complete pimps. they kick ass.
El Chupacabras are complete pimps. they kick ass.
Person 1: Holy shit look at that! El Chupacabra just banged four in a row! How is that possible!
Person 2: dude. He's a total pimp. c'mon.
Person 2: dude. He's a total pimp. c'mon.
El Chupacabra by Tom the Ninja May 6, 2008
Movie Theater
When your walking down an isle in a movie theater and a fat guy shoves a dildo up your ass while your trying to get by him.
-aww damnit! i just got movie theatered again!
-i dont want to go down this isle. im afraid that fat guy's going to movie theater me.
-i dont want to go down this isle. im afraid that fat guy's going to movie theater me.
Movie Theater by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008
Skin Ditched
When a girl with enormous tits and cleavage shoves your face in between her boobs so your face is stuck in the created "skin ditch".
Skin Ditched by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008
Ninja Coffee
Ninja Coffee is a mix of the strongest coffee in the world, tar, pep pills, and Redbull. No one but ninjas can withstand it's awesome power.
with the exception of jesus. But that might be because jesus is also a ninja.
with the exception of jesus. But that might be because jesus is also a ninja.
Ninja Coffee by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008