zagnut

to receive oral gratification from two people, each sucking on one testacle in a vacuous manner.

Peter North received a glorious zagnut from both Tera Patrick and Gina Lynn.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

white box

1. n. (slang) - an albino woman's pubic region.

While her white box was visually unnerving to begin with, Leonard overcame his fear by pretending he was fucking a white tiger.

by Tom Zappacosta October 08, 2003

Updike

v. (slang) - to perform "reverse cowgirl" sex.

I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.

by Tom Zappacosta October 02, 2003

badwrong

adj.: far worse than bad; far worse than wrong.

Killing people is badwrong.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

bubbly

v., to give oneself a - The act of pleasuring oneself by inserting a champagne bottle into one's vagina or anus.

That bitch was so drunk on New Year's Eve that she gave herself a bubbly for the rest of the office...all of a sudden everyone wanted to open the champagne when the ball dropped!

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

hot dog impression

n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.

If Louie fucks with Chuckles he'll be doing a hot dog impression by dawn.

by Tom Zappacosta September 30, 2003

Frosty the Snowman

1. n. (slang) Bukkake. 2. n. (slang) The act of covering a woman entirely with seminal fluid. (abbr.: Frosty)

The fraternity completed Jan's Frosty the Snowman by placing a black silk hat on her head and sticking a corncob pipe in her mouth.

by Tom Zappacosta December 17, 2003