Tom Zappacosta's definitions

kick it up a notch

1. v. - what you have done if you have administered a Lagasse alarm. See also Emeril.

Zeke is sleeping so peacefully over there ... time to kick it up a notch! Muwahahahaha!

by Tom Zappacosta May 18, 2004

Frosty the Snowman

1. n. (slang) Bukkake. 2. n. (slang) The act of covering a woman entirely with seminal fluid. (abbr.: Frosty)

The fraternity completed Jan's Frosty the Snowman by placing a black silk hat on her head and sticking a corncob pipe in her mouth.

by Tom Zappacosta December 17, 2003

white box

1. n. (slang) - an albino woman's pubic region.

While her white box was visually unnerving to begin with, Leonard overcame his fear by pretending he was fucking a white tiger.

by Tom Zappacosta October 8, 2003

Häagen Dasz

1. n. - the act of eating ice cream out of a woman's vagina or anus. v.: to Häagen Dasz

syn.: Ben & Jerry's (homo)

We used the extra ice cream from our daughter's fifth birthday party to have one hell of a Häagen Dasz that night!

by Tom Zappacosta October 5, 2003

Updike

v. (slang) - to perform "reverse cowgirl" sex.

I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.

by Tom Zappacosta October 2, 2003

hot dog impression

n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.

If Louie fucks with Chuckles he'll be doing a hot dog impression by dawn.

by Tom Zappacosta September 30, 2003

Eeyorish

adj. (slang) - in reference to one's sexual performance whereby one partner feels guilty and goes at it sluggishly and sloppily as if to say "don't worry about me..."

"I don't know about Gary...he was quite Eeyorish last night in the sack...I think he's seeing someone else."

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003