Tom Zappacosta's definitions
1. n. - the act of eating ice cream out of a woman's vagina or anus. v.: to Häagen Dasz
syn.: Ben & Jerry's (homo)
syn.: Ben & Jerry's (homo)
We used the extra ice cream from our daughter's fifth birthday party to have one hell of a Häagen Dasz that night!
by Tom Zappacosta October 5, 2003

v.: to insert one's penis into another's coffee and then coax them into drinking it; often associated with the Nescafé. (see Nescafé)
by Tom Zappacosta September 23, 2003

v., to give oneself a - The act of pleasuring oneself by inserting a champagne bottle into one's vagina or anus.
That bitch was so drunk on New Year's Eve that she gave herself a bubbly for the rest of the office...all of a sudden everyone wanted to open the champagne when the ball dropped!
by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.
by Tom Zappacosta September 30, 2003

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.
by Tom Zappacosta October 2, 2003

While her white box was visually unnerving to begin with, Leonard overcame his fear by pretending he was fucking a white tiger.
by Tom Zappacosta October 8, 2003
