Tom Zappacosta's definitions

Nescafé

when one farts in another's coffee, replaces the lid and coaxes the victim to drink.

Upon tasting a foul reek in his coffee, Gary discovered he was the victim of a most heinous Nescafé.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

zagnut

to receive oral gratification from two people, each sucking on one testacle in a vacuous manner.

Peter North received a glorious zagnut from both Tera Patrick and Gina Lynn.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

badwrong

adj.: far worse than bad; far worse than wrong.

Killing people is badwrong.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

Pirouette

v.: to insert one's penis into another's coffee and then coax them into drinking it; often associated with the Nescafé. (see Nescafé)

Leonard's coffee hinted at a slight dish detergent taste; he had fallen victim to a Pirouette.

by Tom Zappacosta September 23, 2003

Dagwood

n. - result of a homoerotic act where one partner ejaculates on the other's face and hair, causing the hair to hair to stick up and back much in the profile of Dagwood Bumstead of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie."

After having Mervin over for the night, Rich called in sick to work, afraid his Dagwood would expose his sexuality.

by Tom Zappacosta September 27, 2003

whacktacular

adj. - describing any person, place or thing contributing to pleasurable and vigorous masturbatory experience.

I had a whacktacular weekend perusing volumes of electronic and paperback pornography!

by Tom Zappacosta September 27, 2003

Eeyorish

adj. (slang) - in reference to one's sexual performance whereby one partner feels guilty and goes at it sluggishly and sloppily as if to say "don't worry about me..."

"I don't know about Gary...he was quite Eeyorish last night in the sack...I think he's seeing someone else."

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003