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Häagen Dasz

1. n. - the act of eating ice cream out of a woman's vagina or anus. v.: to Häagen Dasz

syn.: Ben & Jerry's (homo)
We used the extra ice cream from our daughter's fifth birthday party to have one hell of a Häagen Dasz that night!
by Tom Zappacosta October 5, 2003
mugGet the Häagen Daszmug.

Pirouette

v.: to insert one's penis into another's coffee and then coax them into drinking it; often associated with the Nescafé. (see Nescafé)
Leonard's coffee hinted at a slight dish detergent taste; he had fallen victim to a Pirouette.
by Tom Zappacosta September 23, 2003
mugGet the Pirouettemug.

bubbly

v., to give oneself a - The act of pleasuring oneself by inserting a champagne bottle into one's vagina or anus.
That bitch was so drunk on New Year's Eve that she gave herself a bubbly for the rest of the office...all of a sudden everyone wanted to open the champagne when the ball dropped!
by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003
mugGet the bubblymug.

hot dog impression

n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.
If Louie fucks with Chuckles he'll be doing a hot dog impression by dawn.
by Tom Zappacosta September 30, 2003
mugGet the hot dog impressionmug.

zagnut

to receive oral gratification from two people, each sucking on one testacle in a vacuous manner.
Peter North received a glorious zagnut from both Tera Patrick and Gina Lynn.
by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003
mugGet the zagnutmug.

Updike

v. (slang) - to perform "reverse cowgirl" sex.
I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.
by Tom Zappacosta October 2, 2003
mugGet the Updikemug.

white box

1. n. (slang) - an albino woman's pubic region.
While her white box was visually unnerving to begin with, Leonard overcame his fear by pretending he was fucking a white tiger.
by Tom Zappacosta October 8, 2003
mugGet the white boxmug.

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